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Bwog played around with Google at work yesterday. Here's what Google suggests we're trying to find when the bolded word is typed into the search bar:

Butler Library
Butler Library columbia
Butler Library hours
Butler Library columbia university

Tao Tan
Tao tanning lotion
Tao tantra
Tao tang
Tao Tan lehman

Columbia Spectator
Columbia Spectator online
Columbia Spectator noose
Columbia Spectator madison
Columbia Spectator newspaper
Columbia Spectator blog

Barnard
Barnardos
Barnard marcus
Barnard college
Barnard castle
Barnard castle school



Columbia
Columbia university
Columbia house
Columbia sportswear
Columbia college
Columbia jackets
Columbia sc

Gayatri Spivak
Gayatri Spivak can the subaltern speak
Gayatri Spivak columbia
Gayatry Spivak

Bruce Robbins
Bruce Robbins columbia
Bruce Robbins sweatshop sublime

Tasti D Lite
Tasti D Lite nyc
Tasti D Lite calories
Tasti D Lite nurtrition
Tasti D Lite nurtrition facts
Tasti D Lite delivery

Columbia students
Columbia students walk out
Columbia students walkout

Barnard Student
Barnard Student store
Barnard Student webmail
Barnard Student directory

Matt Sanchez
Matt Sanchez rob majors
Matt Sanchez usc
Matt Sanchez pictures
Matt Sanchez video
Matt Sanchez photos
Matt Sanchez videoegg

Columbia football
Columbia football schedule
Columbia football team
Columbia football stadium

Bwog
Bwog columbia
Bodog.net
Bugnet
Bwogo

Dennis Dalton
Dennis Dalton jewelry

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November 13, 2007 @ 1:02 PM | Comments 16 comments | Add comment Post a comment | Link to this article | | Email this post | Share on Facebook

Posted by asdf: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 1:10 PM )
i'm tireda using technology...
Posted by dghf: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 1:19 PM )
I wonder if these pointless posts are all the work of one bwogger? If so could you please post your name/initials at the start of the post so I can start skipping posts from the more boring bwoggers?
Posted by useless post: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 1:41 PM )
but redeemable by barnard mucus.

oh wait, marcus.

okay, now it is just an inexcusable post.
Posted by wtf: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 2:06 PM )
these arent even amusing. what made you think people would want to see this?
Posted by AND: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 2:27 PM )
i typed this shit into google, and it's not what i got.
Posted by that's : [#6] [reply] [track] (in reply to #5)
( posted November 13, 2007 at 2:48 PM )
because you're a moron. Read the title of the article.

Don't feel too bad though, you're not any more of a moron than the brilliant author who posted this utter waste of 30s of my life.

Reading this was like trying really hard to get your girlfriend off, only to realize that she's been dead for an hour. UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT.
Posted by cc '10: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 2:57 PM )
haha i just liked the fact that barnard college placed 3rd when searching. suck it.
Posted by agree: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 3:14 PM )
it should be bwog policy to post your initials at the end of each entry. if you aren't proud of your article, it shouldn't be getting published.
Posted by it's: [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 3:54 PM )
not a googlism unless you include "is" after the name. example: "bwog is"

FAIL.
Posted by boring : [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 3:57 PM )
i fell asleep halfway through this boring entry
Posted by true: [#11] [reply] [track] (in reply to #8)
( posted November 13, 2007 at 4:11 PM )
man but when i used to write for the spec, they would publish my shitty articles even though i would tell them not to. it was my bad for signing up though.
Posted by yeah but: [#12] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 5:26 PM )
Pretty funny that "Tao Tan Lehman" came up, since Tao Tan works for Lehman Brothers.
Posted by i don't know...: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted November 13, 2007 at 7:08 PM )
the matt sanchez videos and pictures is pretty funny - but it would be better if it were "pixxx"
Posted by Rudolf Rocker: [#14] [reply] [track] (in reply to #7)
( posted November 13, 2007 at 8:29 PM )
oh my god please get laid. please.
Posted by ?!?!?!: [#15] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted November 13, 2007 at 11:40 PM )
that's happened to you too?!?!
Posted by every: [#16] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted November 13, 2007 at 11:47 PM )
fucking time, man! I don't know what it is! could...could it be the bat i take to their head beforehand? It just doesn't seem right.
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