The Bwog
Breaking: A Hero, Fallen

Bwog staffer Anna Corke just sent in the following statement:

"I was walking on Amsterdam by the underpass and saw a bunch of people huddled around something. When I finally got close enough to see, it was OUR HERO! I'm so sad, guys... actually cried. I can't believe he's dead. Anyway, I took a picture, don't know if this is too insensitive to post. Somehow I think he would have wanted people to see his carcass, since he was so open about his killings in life."

Still no word on the cause of death of our dear friend and hero. We'll update as more information comes in. If you'd like to share your grief with us, we'll be having a vigil at sundown at the sundial.

Picture posted after the jump (don't click if you don't want to see!)


See also: Hawkmadinejad

Posted by i saw it: #1 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:38 PM
it was a squirrel on the grassy knoll!
Posted by oh no!: #2 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:39 PM (from campus)
what happened??? bwog, find out!
Posted by wtf: #3 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:41 PM (from campus)
sand? where the hell is sand on this campus?
Posted by kts: #4 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:43 PM (from campus)
April Fool's? I hope?
Posted by gasp: #5 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:44 PM (from campus)
bwog, you are CRUEL!!!
Posted by As if...: #6 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Hawkmadinejad is even mortal.

Hawkmadinejad doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
Posted by yeah . . .: #7 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:47 PM (from campus)
u suck.
Posted by GAAH!!: #8 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:49 PM (from campus)
Way to worry me to bits, for nothing!!!
Posted by yeah: #9 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:54 PM (from campus)
Agreed. I prefer googling "fat chick midget sex" like a normal person.
Posted by The Dink: #10 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:55 PM (from campus)
now that's what April Fools Day is all about! Along with beer.
Posted by huh: #11 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:55 PM (from campus)
the BLOG?!?!?!

WTF... oh April Fools...
Posted by Someone: #12 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 2:56 PM (from campus)
who knows how people think
Posted by you forgot: #13 (in reply to #9) · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 3:28 PM
'interracial'
Posted by Lol: #14 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 3:38 PM
Thank god it's a joke :) Relieved!
Posted by bwog: #15 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 3:47 PM (from campus)
i am deeply disturbed by this "humor." what we need is light humor on a day like this.
Posted by OMG!: #16 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 3:50 PM (from campus)
[external link to images.google.com]

I found the image bwog used!
Posted by OMG!: #17 (in reply to #16) · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:01 PM (from campus)
That was posted an hour ago, and then removed.
Posted by bwog: #18 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Not funny, you sick sad bwoggers.

Hawkmadinejad is somebody's baby!

Stop making a mockmadinejad out of this majestic creature.
Posted by anon: #19 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:12 PM (from campus)
when i started reading this, i thought it was in reference to the MTA subway hero. i clicked on "read more" fully expecting to see a dead (human) body.
Posted by im too easy.: #20 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:12 PM (from campus)
DAMMIT. YOU GOT ME.
Posted by ideas!: #21 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:13 PM (from campus)
i think it would have been funny if bwog had changed to banner to "the spec" for april fools

no?
Posted by yes: #22 (in reply to #19) · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:24 PM (from campus)
i thought the same thing until i saw the tag.
Posted by the hawk is dead: #23 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:26 PM (from campus)
i saw it happen
Posted by that is totally: #24 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:36 PM (from campus)
april fools.

theres sand next to the damn bird
Posted by Sartremadinejad: #25 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM (from campus)
L'hawk est mort - vive l'hawk!
Posted by Hawkmadinejad: #26 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM (from campus)
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Posted by you : #27 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 4:54 PM
do know what we have to do right?

[external link to www.lifeintheoffice.com]
Posted by i've said it before,: #28 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 5:27 PM (from campus)
and i'll say it again: bwog has too much power.
Posted by may hawkmadinejad: #29 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 6:29 PM (from campus)
wreak revenge on bwog for this misbegotten post. one does not trifle with the raptor and escape unscathed....!!!!
Posted by Suggestion: #30 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 6:35 PM
Bwog, I think you should remove that exclamation point at the end of "don't click if you don't want to see"

It's just a bit too gleeful not to lead to an April Fool's Joke.
Posted by elna: #31 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 7:04 PM (from campus)
not cool bwog, not cool
Posted by Fuck: #32 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 8:21 PM
Lame.
Posted by really: #33 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 9:18 PM (from campus)
this is an april fool's joke? people would actually be concerned if a hawk was dead?
Posted by Alidad: #34 · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 10:01 PM (from campus)
As your school president, I promise that nobody will ever toy with your emotions. Before we start respecting each other as human beings, we need to start respecting those creatures who do not have a voice.

-----Connect Columbia 2009---------
Posted by seriously?: #35 (in reply to #33) · reply · track
April 1, 2008 at 10:10 PM (from campus)
Are you kidding me? I would go into fucking mourning if that hawk was dead! Despite your crown icon I can't believe that you are actually a student here.
Posted by kts: #36 (in reply to #33) · reply · track
April 2, 2008 at 12:29 AM (from campus)
Hawkmadinejad has really given us a sense of community. When I saw this post, my jaw dropped and I was truly heartbroken for a second.
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