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Bwog Needs Nerds

Dear techie Columbians,

Bwog, since its birth, has been managed by one web master--and now he's moving on to bigger and more monetarily rewarding things. Meanwhile, we're planning a rather large and exciting expansion, and are looking to hire a good web designer and computer programmer in his place! Besides a love for Bwog and a genial character, bwog adthe job requires:

Web Designers

  • HTML (of course)
  • CSS
  • PHP would be nice

Programmers

  • PHP
  • MySQL
  • Linux
  • Subversion
  • Light server administration

Send samples to bwog@columbia.edu, and we'll talk.

Love,

Bwog Staff

See also: Job Listings, Meta

Posted by But: #1 · reply · track
December 4, 2007 at 11:27 PM
Why would you ever want a programmer who programs in subversion? Isn't that like asking for a writer who writes in vitriol?
Posted by and of course: #2 · reply · track
December 4, 2007 at 11:27 PM
Nerds need bwog! The irony...
Posted by Jewy McJewerson: #3 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 12:11 AM
Hey Bwog,

Your menorah's backwards.

Shalom,

Judah Maccabee
Posted by ???: #4 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 12:51 AM
is bwog jewish?
Posted by Crone: #5 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 12:51 AM
Zach, are you going fulltime to CCIT, or has Wall Street lured you away with its evil ways?
Posted by Anonymous: #6 (in reply to #4) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 12:54 AM
It's the first night of Hanukkah ya' dumb goy.

Shalom bitch.
Posted by no, no: #7 (in reply to #4) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 12:56 AM
Bwog isn't Jewish. It's Jew-ish.
Posted by Bollocks: #8 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:11 AM
I demand a secular Blog. Remember how the Jews complained that it was WRONG that they were being wished a Merry Christmas every time they entered and left a store? Let's stick to that principle please.
Posted by Zach?!?: #9 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:14 AM
where are you going?!
Posted by Merry: #10 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:21 AM
Gilchristmas everyone!
Posted by CSS: #11 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:26 AM
CSS Suxxx
Posted by actually: #12 (in reply to #6) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:42 AM
#3 is right. you light the candles from right to left.
Posted by isn't that relative?: #13 (in reply to #12) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 2:03 AM
what if someone were lighting the candles from the other side?
Posted by yeah: #14 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 2:14 AM
The person "behind" bwog, get it.
Posted by ???: #15 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 3:43 AM
will one more candle be lit every day?

also, will bwog now be adopting themes on other religious and atheist days:

* CHRISTmas

* Flying Spaghetti Monster Day

* Dawkins Day
Posted by Festivus: #16 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 6:12 AM
for the rest of us
Posted by a muslim: #17 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 7:05 AM
there was no mention of ramadan even though it lasted for a month, but let them have their menorah! i don't mind it. and i like being wished a merry christmas. it's all in good spirit!
Posted by and no: #18 (in reply to #17) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 7:06 AM
i'm not being sarcastic.
Posted by ZvS: #19 (in reply to #5) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 8:06 AM
Ask me this question in person, since I'm so Googleable.
Posted by wise saying: #20 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 11:01 AM
[external link to www.boredatcolumbia.net]
Posted by barnyard: #21 (in reply to #20) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 11:18 AM
lol. this one is funnier [external link to www.boredatcolumbia.net]

Posted by baffled anti-theist: #22 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Aren't Christians or anybody for that matter the least bit weirded out last yr, when they put a GIANT menorah in front of Alma Mater, but no cross or anything was put in front of Alma for any other holidays?
Posted by zhb: #23 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 11:35 AM
It's Web Master, not webmaster. ZvS, you are an inspiration.
Posted by clearly: #24 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 11:51 AM
it's of the back of the menorah.
Posted by ZvS: #25 (in reply to #23) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:00 PM
That always was your favorite typo.
Posted by pssst: #26 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 1:30 PM
psst... ccit (web "production" & software "development" at least) was dead long before they gave alex w the axe
Posted by erm: #27 (in reply to #26) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 4:17 PM
Not bloody likely.
Posted by seriously though: #28 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 8:12 PM
bwog, if you're going to have a menorah, PLEASE fix it to go the correct way. Just as Hebrew is read from right to left...
Posted by fuck: #29 (in reply to #22) · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 9:30 PM
the jews. Catholicism is the only *real* religion. everyone not Catholic is going to hell
Posted by : (: #30 · reply · track
December 5, 2007 at 10:01 PM
As a Polish Catholic, you should really brush up on your theology, my friend! The belief that Catholicism is the only way to heaven is heresy, according to the Roman Catholic church. Leonard Feeney was excommunicated for preaching that message. See "Lumen Gentium," a result of the Second Vatican Council, for more information:

[external link to www.vatican.va]
Posted by I don't get it: #31 (in reply to #7) · reply · track
December 7, 2007 at 2:34 AM
I don't get the joke, nor do I get why it's one of Bwog's favorites
Posted by uhh: #32 (in reply to #22) · reply · track
December 9, 2007 at 9:38 PM
YES. i can't wait to get out of here for CHRISTMAS BREAK.
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