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Welcome to yet another issue of Bwog Personals. This time we are advertising the most available 2009 Class Council candidates, so be prepared for some sexy electoral action. This post is D, for explicit manipulation of Democracy. Bwog is providing $10 for a date and as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

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GUY FOR COMPLETE POWER

Name: Colin Patrick Drummond

Year: 2009
School: CC
Major: Anthropology/Environmental Science
Hometown: Golden Valley, MN
Best Book You've Read for Class: A Clockwork Orange
Worst Book You've Read for Class: If it was bad I stopped reading it.
Most shameful thing you've ever done to procrastinate: GoCrossCampus
Beverage of choice: LEMONade!

What are your most played songs on iTunes?
"Gimme Shelter," Rolling Stones
"Scotland the Brave," US Air Force Reserve Pipe Band
"Idioteque," Radiohead
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
"The Kiss (The Last of the Mohicans)," Trevor Jones
"Main Theme (True Romance)," Hans Zimmer
"Sparkplug Minuet (The Royal Tenenbaums)," Mark Mothersbaugh

Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Buffalo Blue. Unless my Gold Card is full. Then it's a Mona Lisa with curly fries.
The title of your memoir: Nonsense -or- A Heffalump of Jabberwock
Dream date 5 words or fewer: See final question
Thing you're looking forward to most this year: A haircut
Thing you're looking forward to least this year: M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening

If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be? Princess Leia

GUY FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Name: Mark Anthony Johnson

Year: 2009
School: CC
Major: Political Science
Hometown: Virginia Beach, Va


Best Book You've Read for Class: The Iliad
Worst Book You've Read for Class: Principles of Economics (Bernanke)
Most shameful thing you've ever done to procrastinate: Laundry
Beverage of choice: Whiskey Sour

What are your most played songs on iTunes? "My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)" Chromeo
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes? "Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones


Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Chicken Finger Combo from Toms (After a night of drinking)
The title of your memoir: The Life and Times of Mark Johnson
Dream date 5 words or fewer: Dinner, Party, Vodka, Singing, Tom's
Thing you're looking forward to most this year: Graduation, Class Speaker, Senior Events
Thing you're looking forward to least this year: Finding a Job.

If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be? His Holiness, The Dalai Lama

See also: Ccsc, Personals

April 14, 2008 @ 1:18 PM | Comments 44 comments | Add comment Post a comment | Link to this article | | | Share on Facebook

Posted by dddm: #1 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:26 PM
awww Colin is so nice. and cute.

damn, bwog. you make this all so embarrasing.
Posted by let me be: #2 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:26 PM (from campus)
first to predict that this comment section becomes petty and moronic
Posted by AYAAY: #3 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:28 PM (from campus)
RON LOVES TWIZZLERS1
Posted by : #4 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:37 PM (from campus)
Are... are they both straight?
Posted by class council: #5 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:41 PM (from campus)
no offense to these cute boys, but class council-themed-makeout is lamebot. get some edgy kids.
Posted by ehhh,...: #6 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:54 PM (from campus)
1. personality, not attractive

2. no personality, attractive

Columbia men.
Posted by ehhh....: #7 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 1:55 PM (from campus)
nevermind. just looked #2 up on facebook.

not attractive either.
Posted by hey mark: #8 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:02 PM (from campus)
"songs" is plural

also, we get it... you like drinking and tom's.
Posted by Have you: #9 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:05 PM (from campus)
heard the saying about Columbia men?

Sane, Attractive, Kind.

(Pick two.)
Posted by a fan: #10 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:06 PM (from campus)
Colin not attractive? Pssh. Go to hell.
Posted by hey: #11 (in reply to #9) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:07 PM (from campus)
i heard that same saying about columbia women!!
Posted by yeah: #12 (in reply to #11) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:10 PM (from campus)
except pick one
Posted by DHI: #13 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:11 PM (from campus)
Mark Johnson has "Mark Anthony" in his name, but it's spelled wrong, and "Patrick Drummond" was the sound editor on the 2005 Irish movie Boy Eats Girl:

"A boy declares his love for his girlfriend, only to die the same night. He is brought back to life by his mother as a flesh-craving zombie, who sires more teen undead while trying to control his, er, appetite for his beloved."

So what I'm saying is you should choose Colin because he can make zombie love sounds, and that's what girls want these days.
Posted by speaking as...: #14 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Speaking as someone who's serviced both Princess Leia and the Dalai Lama, let me be the first to say that it's now very hard for me to speak.
Posted by cba321: #15 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:37 PM (from campus)
VOTE LE:MON PARTY!!

[external link to www.myohnine.com]
Posted by emm: #16 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 2:53 PM (from campus)
colin is kind of hot.
Posted by what class: #17 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 3:26 PM (from campus)
reads clockwork orange?
Posted by BRO: #18 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 3:58 PM (from campus)
BROOOO! MARK! BROOOHAMMMM!
Posted by And: #19 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 4:03 PM (from campus)
Mark has a creepy case of the yellow fever.
Posted by Anonymous: #20 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 4:07 PM (from campus)
How can you be sane and kind? Is that like, someone with OCD or something? Most insane people, whatever their ailment, are not very nice.
Posted by !!!: #21 (in reply to #20) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 4:12 PM (from campus)
what the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by umm...: #22 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 4:35 PM (from campus)
oh, dear.
Posted by Robert Burns: #23 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 5:10 PM (from campus)
Colin is a pussy, a very pretty pussy...
Posted by MIP: #24 (in reply to #20) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 5:34 PM (from campus)
The saying should actually be, "sane, attractive, and single. Pick two."
Posted by ...: #25 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 5:36 PM (from campus)
i'm going with mark--it'll be an easy date because he'll do all the talking.
Posted by GAG: #26 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 6:27 PM (from campus)
the Dalai Lama, are you kidding me Mark?!?!
Posted by oh wait..: #27 (in reply to #26) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 6:28 PM (from campus)
sorry... I just remembered that "servicing someone in the bathroom" does not necessarily mean the dirty way.....sorry
Posted by and if...: #28 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 6:43 PM (from campus)
they are in SEAS pick one.
Posted by Yes...: #29 (in reply to #28) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 7:04 PM
single.
Posted by 2012: #30 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 8:07 PM
so the guy on the left is really cute. and seems much smarter than the other dude. he should win!
Posted by purple: #31 (in reply to #30) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 8:51 PM
I think I've seen that freak. He always dresses like its 1940, and he works for the Washington Post. I may have the wrong guy, but the face is familiar, as is the suit jacket.
Posted by no no: #32 (in reply to #31) · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 10:19 PM (from campus)
you're thinking of the dude with the pipe and the glasses. different guy.
Posted by that guy: #33 · reply · track
April 14, 2008 at 10:54 PM (from campus)
Are you talking about the guy with tight pants who chain smokes outside butler and wheres a fedora? and who dresses like its the 40s?
Posted by Econ: #34 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:01 AM (from campus)
Worst book read...Bernanke...principles of economics...NOT SURPRISED!
Posted by blue: #35 (in reply to #33) · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:24 AM
Probably. He's also very thin.
Posted by Daniel Day-Lewis: #36 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:49 AM (from campus)
Colin Drummond, I want my accent back!
Posted by no no: #37 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:54 AM (from campus)
not tight pants. he wears 40s hats and an overcoat and squarish thick rimmed glasses. wait, maybe they're circular glasses. anyways, smokes a pipe, dresses all funny like.
Posted by yeah: #38 (in reply to #37) · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:58 AM (from campus)
I think that's Eli Goldfarb
Posted by mlli: #39 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 2:55 AM (from campus)
mark johnson preys on anything female that has small eyes aka AsIAN...
Posted by smitten: #40 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 12:30 PM (from campus)
i wanna have a true romance with colin... complete with coke, whores, and running from the law

ps lovedlovedloved last of the mohicans!!
Posted by no man,: #41 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 6:12 PM (from campus)
i know eli, it's not him either. short kid. he's short. '09.
Posted by colin is HILARIOUS : #42 · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 8:22 PM (from campus)
COLIN!!! colin will make the best speech (maybe one of the best *comedic* speeches anyone in cc09) ... and isn't that what we're really voting for guys?
Posted by DHI: #43 (in reply to #42) · reply · track
April 15, 2008 at 8:35 PM (from campus)
Truth. Mark Johnson himself says he is most looking forward to "class speaker." He should vote for Colin if he wants to hear a good one.
Posted by are you kidding??: #44 · reply · track
April 17, 2008 at 2:03 AM (from campus)
colin looks like a hobbit
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