Welcome to yet another issue of Bwog Personals. This time we are advertising the most available 2009 Class Council candidates, so be prepared for some sexy electoral action. This post is D, for explicit manipulation of Democracy. Bwog is providing $10 for a date and as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.
GUY FOR COMPLETE POWER
Name: Colin Patrick Drummond
Year: 2009
School: CC
Major: Anthropology/Environmental Science
Hometown: Golden Valley, MN
Best Book You've Read for Class: A Clockwork Orange
Worst Book You've Read for Class: If it was bad I stopped reading it.
Most shameful thing you've ever done to procrastinate: GoCrossCampus
Beverage of choice: LEMONade!
What are your most played songs on iTunes?
"Gimme Shelter," Rolling Stones
"Scotland the Brave," US Air Force Reserve Pipe Band
"Idioteque," Radiohead
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
"The Kiss (The Last of the Mohicans)," Trevor Jones
"Main Theme (True Romance)," Hans Zimmer
"Sparkplug Minuet (The Royal Tenenbaums)," Mark Mothersbaugh
The title of your memoir: Nonsense -or- A Heffalump of Jabberwock
Dream date 5 words or fewer: See final question
Thing you're looking forward to most this year: A haircut
Thing you're looking forward to least this year: M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening
If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be? Princess Leia
GUY FOR WORLD DOMINATION
Name: Mark Anthony Johnson
Year: 2009
School: CC
Major: Political Science
Hometown: Virginia Beach, Va
Best Book You've Read for Class: The Iliad
Worst Book You've Read for Class: Principles of Economics (Bernanke)
Most shameful thing you've ever done to procrastinate: Laundry
Beverage of choice: Whiskey Sour
What are your most played songs on iTunes? "My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)" Chromeo
What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes? "Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Chicken Finger Combo from Toms (After a night of drinking)
The title of your memoir: The Life and Times of Mark Johnson
Dream date 5 words or fewer: Dinner, Party, Vodka, Singing, Tom's
Thing you're looking forward to most this year: Graduation, Class Speaker, Senior Events
Thing you're looking forward to least this year: Finding a Job.
If you could service any one politician, living or dead, in a public bathroom, who would it be? His Holiness, The Dalai Lama