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Bwog Pre-frosh profiles: Arianna Feinberg

Sure pre-frosh can be a little irritating, but their idealism and eagerness can be charming... right? For 2012, Arianna Feinberg was courageous enough to jump-start the pre-frosh profiles.

Hometown: Paukakalo, Maui, Hawaii
Prospective Major: Sustainable Development, International Relations, Political Science, History
Prospective Dorm: John Jay or Carman (I am still torn, but recently I have wanted a single)

How long do you think it'll take you to lose your...

Dignity?
This is a bit tricky, because I generally don't care what anyone thinks of me. So as far as my dignity is concerned, I may have already lost it or I will never lose it or possibly I have never had it.
Moral compass? I have a pretty strong hold on my moral compass, so hopefully never.
Sanity? I am already ridiculously crazy.


2010 had the myspace, 2011 dominated on facebook, but 2012 went above and beyond, ED on facebook. Does this milestone make you proud?
I would not say I am particularly proud, but with one of my friends' encouragement, I joined the facebook group 45 minutes after I found out, so I am definitely a part of the group's enormous success. To be honest, joining the group oddly made my going to Columbia next year a reality. I am completely addicted to procrastinating on the internet, so seeing the growth and activeness of the CC '12 group made me feel comforted that my future classmates have my same vice. The group has actually made me slightly pessimistic about next year because people's comments seem sort of lame. I hate it when people abbreviate excessively such as "how r u?" and "lmao" and I want to vomit whenever someone writes ";)". At first I found it humorous that a bunch of 2011 kids were sarcastically giving advice, but then it sort of made me sad that the current freshman at Columbia have nothing better to do than haze younglings.

How many of the Lit Hum books have you already read? Or are planning to read?

In my world history and literature courses I have already read excepts from The Iliad, The Odyssey, Oresteia, Oedipus Rex, Genesis, Aeneid, Confessions, Inferno, Decameron and two summers ago I read Pride and Prejudice. I was not intending on prereading any books, but from this question I guess I probably should . . . Maybe I will read Crime and Punishment. A few yeas back my ex boyfriend read that book for his senior novel and to complement his reading we also rented it. The version that we rented was terrible, it would switch from subtitles to dubbing frequently and at the oddest times. Now I am looking forward to renting that dreadful film again and sharing it with my new peers. I will probably also read Don Quixote, Hamlet, and To The Lighthouse.

What are you doing with the rest of your senior year?
My first thought was "drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed", but I guess because I am not a member of Three 6 Mafia, those will not exclusively be my only activities. My second thought was "sex on the beaches . . ." even continuing to all of Peaches raunchy lyrics, but that too is probably not what I am only going to do. In reality I will probably not change my daily habits very much, but my mentality might relax. I hate being cliché, but I have the urge to scream out "Carpe diem!" I truly want to live my life to the fullest, appreciating Maui and my current friendships as much as I can. Also instead of only doing homework on Sundays, I am going to devote the first half of every Sunday to going to the beach or on a hike.

You're from Hawaii, have you ever heard of Anton Glamb (myspace.com/antonglamb)?
No, I have never heard of him. I am not madly in love with the tunes, but they are ok. I would be more impressed if he was from Maui. Oahu sucks, I only feel pride for Maui specifically, and even on Maui I feel prejudice against super touristy places such as Lahaina and Kihei.


Posted by 2008: #1 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 4:46 PM
2008 had livejournal...
Posted by damn: #2 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:01 PM
she's hott
Posted by CC '11: #3 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:12 PM
"...but then it sort of made me sad that the current freshman at Columbia have nothing better to do than haze younglings."

Sum quid eris.
Posted by cu 2008: #4 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:13 PM
so many jewish girls...so little time.
Posted by damn: #5 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:13 PM
this was boringg
Posted by what does: #6 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:19 PM
Arianna say after eating lunch at Tom's?

That was a Fein berger!
Posted by SEAS '10: #7 (in reply to #3) · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM
Try "sum quod eris"
Posted by sweet : #8 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 5:38 PM
hat

NOT
Posted by Dear Bwog,: #9 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 6:14 PM
Who the fuck cares?
Posted by as a...: #10 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:05 PM
as a current Columbia student suffering from terminal cancer, let me just give Arianna one piece of advice: you will get cancer.
Posted by and to piggyback...: #11 (in reply to #2) · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:11 PM
and to piggback on #2:

wow, nicely done, Arianna
Posted by no wonder...: #12 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:13 PM
wow, a hot, smart jewish girl from hawaii, columbia admissions really hit the jackpot with her
Posted by um...: #13 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:27 PM
"those will not exclusively be my only activities?" tell me her parents are big donors...
Posted by EAL: #14 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:33 PM
She's a stickler for good grammar. That already makes her better than, say, 80% of the Internet. I like her!

Congratulations Arianna and welcome to Columbia!
Posted by anton fan : #15 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 7:56 PM
Glamb is the man
Posted by How r u?: #16 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:05 PM
lamo ;)
Posted by positive comments: #17 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:06 PM
clearly her or her friends. get real.
Posted by jdgjfhgj: #18 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:07 PM
LMAO
Posted by Sorry but..: #19 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:08 PM
that was kind of boring.
Posted by alexw: #20 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:16 PM
"I am completely addicted to procrastinating on the internet"

Welcome to Columbia. You will fit in well.
Posted by Was there: #21 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 8:31 PM
Any point to this post, other than allowing her an outlet to show off her tan?
Posted by yawm: #22 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 9:02 PM
Since when was sustainable development a major??
Posted by these posts: #23 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 9:13 PM
about 2012 aren't bad...but there're so many...why is bwog so interested in them?
Posted by future: #24 (in reply to #23) · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 9:40 PM
get 'em hooked on bwog early.
Posted by well: #25 (in reply to #21) · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 9:48 PM
she's cute, so said outlet is allowable.
Posted by can we: #26 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 9:49 PM
maybe have a post about a seas prefrosh? I'm really tired from hearing about sustainable development and underwater basketweaving. I think it'd be hilarious to have a stereotypical SEAS interview.
Posted by current students: #27 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 10:31 PM
I'm more interested in reading profiles of actual Columbia students on campus than people that aren't here yet.

And 2011 had ED on facebook. Duh! Sorry 2012, nothing new.
Posted by Absolutely: #28 (in reply to #3) · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Agree. What else do we have to do but point out all the faults of the current and soon-to-be freshmen at Columbia? You only true become a Columbian when you realize this is right of passage?

Oh, yeah, and this was boring. I don't care about some movie you and your ex-boyfriend watched.
Posted by anton glamb: #29 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 11:54 PM
take the subway!
Posted by hey: #30 · reply · track
January 10, 2008 at 11:58 PM
hey post #28, do you "only true become a columbian" when you have the grammar of a preschooler?
Posted by ehhh: #31 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 12:24 AM
not that hot, considering these are probably her hottest pictures.
Posted by mmm: #32 (in reply to #31) · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 1:31 AM
why would those be her hottest pictures? i bet bwog wouldn't let her post her hottest pictures...
Posted by nothing new 2012: #33 (in reply to #27) · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 2:16 AM
You're right. As a proud ED member of 2011, we had ED facebook. BWOG got it wrong because I was a member of 2011's group as soon as I got the email in December.
Posted by ED facebook: #34 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 3:34 AM
All these ED 11s and 12s...get some viagara...that'll solve your problem
Posted by Hahahaha: #35 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 9:17 AM
Way to talk about drinking and smoking weed you stupid prefrosh. That's going to follow you around for the rest of your life thanks to the GOOGLE.
Posted by Also: #36 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 9:19 AM
Renting a movie to complement a reading? Jesus Christ.
Posted by but: #37 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 10:02 AM
she is hot. and she is from hawaii. and she's jewish. i think i may have just found a way to make myself and my mother happy!
Posted by Well: #38 (in reply to #35) · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 11:51 AM
she is quoting a song, so that only half counts. And with the complementing a reading thing, I am going to choose to believe she is being facetious.
Posted by Clearly: #39 (in reply to #37) · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 11:52 AM
deprived Columbia Jewish men are behind all the plaudits for this girl. The profile strikes me as totally unspectacular though; boo Bwog.
Posted by I didn't: #40 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 12:25 PM
even know there were Jews in Hawaii.
Posted by major major: #41 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 4:19 PM
sustainable development is a major, but she's as bad as barack -- "international relations" isn't!
Posted by cu 2008: #42 (in reply to #39) · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 4:32 PM
excuse me, i'm not jewish, but i love jewish girls. don't make generalizations.
Posted by surprise!: #43 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 5:46 PM
People are shallow.
Posted by takeoutbox: #44 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 6:03 PM
kinda hot but sounds really boring. but jewish is a plus.
Posted by mmm: #45 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 6:08 PM
wow. Check her out on Facebook- you're right about these being her hottest pictures. And she seems pretty shallow to me.

Maybe big donor parents is right.
Posted by she's shallow?: #46 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 7:29 PM
did you read what you just wrote?

Posted by ummmm: #47 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 10:11 PM
i don't think it would matter if she was boring or not because BWOG asked her the most boring questions imaginable. "how many of the lit hum books have you read?" how is she supposed to come up with an interesting answer to that?
Posted by man: #48 · reply · track
January 11, 2008 at 10:19 PM
most people here are basically good people, even all ya'll, except you're on the internet anonymously
Posted by can we...: #49 · reply · track
January 12, 2008 at 1:19 PM
get some engineers, bwog??
Posted by engineers: #50 (in reply to #49) · reply · track
January 12, 2008 at 4:18 PM
are uninteresting. hth.
Posted by Albert: #51 · reply · track
January 12, 2008 at 8:00 PM
She's really not that hot, and she's obviously not very intelligent. Can we get a refund?
Posted by Nick: #52 (in reply to #51) · reply · track
January 12, 2008 at 8:01 PM
agreed. maybe we would be better off with more jews from long island?
Posted by hawaii: #53 (in reply to #40) · reply · track
January 13, 2008 at 4:05 AM
the governor of hawaii is jewish
Posted by hmm: #54 · reply · track
January 14, 2008 at 2:13 PM
are we talking hot by jewish standards or in general? because i don't think she's hot at all in general but if you're just talking about jewish girls i wouldn't know i have no idea.
Posted by call me: #55 · reply · track
January 14, 2008 at 11:54 PM
ignorant but what is Facebook ED?
Posted by Ocho: #56 · reply · track
January 15, 2008 at 3:29 AM
A hot Jewish girl from Hawaii is not so inconceivable. Kim Davidson CC09, just as hot, Hawaiian and Jewish
Posted by ...: #57 · reply · track
January 18, 2008 at 7:28 PM
this is pathetic. who cares if she's hot? she stepped up to the plate as the first pre-frosh profile, give the girl a break!
Posted by askjdhakjfh: #58 · reply · track
January 23, 2008 at 11:42 PM
she looks like maebe from arrested development

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