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Cognitive Dissonance on Campus

Beginning at noon today, a strange face-off between Columbia activist-types and artist-types went down under Alma's nose. First, the student council-sponsored Arts Fair unfurled on Low Steps, offering free hamburgers, pizza, models (clothed!) and music. Meanwhile, a clot of more than 100 anti-Columbia protesters with home-made noisemakers (corn kernel-filled plastic bottles) marched onto campus and coalesced at the sundial.

The Student Coalition on Expansion and Gentrification, who had originally sponsored the protest, pulled out last night when they heard they wouldn't get a permit to demonstrate on the Steps--because the Arts Fair had claimed the space long before. Admins offered the activists the Pupin lawn and told them to come in at the 120th entrance, but community groups refused to take the space bargain.

And so the unofficial, ad hoc protesters, led by the Coalition to Preserve Community, the Coalition to Save Harlem, and the Mirabal Sisters, gathered a group of SCEG-ites and bystanders. While Tom "Peter Pan complex" DeMott ululated into his bullhorn, the bands on the steps--including the Kitchen Cabinet and a funk band (we didn't catch the name) drowned out the addresses. One old man, spittle flying from his mouth, tried to rush the stage to stop the "fucking kids" from playing--there are also reports some protesters pulled their amp cords. "Surreal," said one bystander. "This is hilarious," quipped another. More pics after the jump.

-KER


Posted by actually: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 3:25 PM ) (from campus)
the protesters were really nice to the kitchen cabinet.

but then again, i think they appreciated the twee folk feel.
Posted by ...: [#2] [reply] [track] (in reply to #1)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 3:50 PM ) (from campus)
that's only because they could still hear the sound of their own rallying cries over the aforementioned "twee folk."

and yes, a protester blinded with fury unplugged the the funk band's equipment mid-song. pissing off people seems like a great way to garner support.

Posted by ugh: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 3:54 PM ) (from campus)
people are so stupid.
Posted by Idiots: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM )
The city already operates a BSL-3 lab in fucking Midtown, so I wouldn't worry about Harlem's safety. Operating this type of facility makes the city SAFER from bioterrorism and infectious disease, not the other way around. Even BSL-4 labs, which handle actually dangerous pathogens (BSL-3 labs can only handle treatable pathogens not including smallpox), are perfectly safe in big cities. There are three of them in Atlanta alone, and I doubt any of these activists would call for shutting down the CDC.
Posted by ugh: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:32 PM ) (from campus)
the hardcore/punk rockers out there now suck so hard.
Posted by bwog: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:37 PM ) (from campus)
it sounds like a horde of screeching cats/the apocalypse out there right now. wtf?
Posted by i just: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:39 PM ) (from campus)
love how the student council hires professional distraction squads to sit outside butler during exams and prevent me from working.
Posted by whatever: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:39 PM ) (from campus)
the punk is good, open your ears

lola! hello!

Posted by also: [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:48 PM ) (from campus)
sucks for the luau people
Posted by ...: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 4:52 PM ) (from campus)
i just emerged from a multihour google safari exploring the world of biosafety levels. yeah, bsl-3 is really not that big of a deal... there's a bunch in manhattan already as there are in urban cores all over the country.

i think it's totally hilarious that this nick sprayregen guy has exploited the harlem community, turning community activists into free labor for increasing the price of his land. especially considering that el duderino has a history of converting his storage properties upstate into luxury condos. it's pretty clear that if it hadn't been for columbia his storage properties would be destined for the luxury condo market anyway.
Posted by callida iunctura: [#11] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM ) (from campus)
google safari

so clever
Posted by yes: [#12] [reply] [track] (in reply to #10)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 5:36 PM )
Nick Sprayregen is a huge asshole. And I think it's cute how happy protestors seem to be to imaple themselves on their own zeal.
Posted by Bands who have...: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 5:50 PM ) (from campus)
"IN GOD YOU TRUST....DO YOU TRUST YOUR GOD" fall in the category of major tools to the establishment.

How much more cliche-punk can you get?
Posted by i thought: [#14] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 6:22 PM ) (from campus)
the funniest part was that absent the protest the bands would have had basically no audience
Posted by this is why: [#15] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 7:56 PM ) (from campus)
Columbia needs a closed campus. Fuck protesters and fuck parents bringing their 2 yr. olds to ride bikes around Furnald lawn. There's a park a block west!!
Posted by not really, but...: [#16] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 8:28 PM )
My messenger bag (which included my wallet) got stolen in the middle of it all. I'm trying not to jump to conclusions and say that a protestor did it, but all the subsequent credit card charges were made in Harlem. You're not proving a point if you steal a poor art student's bag. :( And if a student did it... you're just lame. :( :(
Posted by damn: [#17] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 8:34 PM ) (from campus)
that sucks
Posted by ...: [#18] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 9:23 PM ) (from campus)
quick quick run run go check garbage cans near where your credit card was used. you literally have a few hours before they're emptied!
Posted by yup: [#19] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 9:35 PM ) (from campus)
this is the culture they're trying to protect.
Posted by ...: [#20] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 9:42 PM ) (from campus)
I work in a BSL-3 lab and it is not a big deal. I would prefer if the protestors made this more about Columbia and not evil scientists.
Posted by yeah...: [#21] [reply] [track] (in reply to #20)
( posted April 26, 2008 at 10:25 PM ) (from campus)
as an opponent of Columbia's expansion plans in their current form i do think the focus of the CPC on the bio lab is misguided.
Posted by whaa: [#22] [reply] [track]
( posted April 26, 2008 at 10:34 PM ) (from campus)
haha more cognitive dissonance came from that really shitty punk band (who were they?) playing at the same time as the old luau musicians on the south lawn. it was seriously just a bunch of old folks sitting around in chairs having their music completely drowned out by a halfass punk band and it was kind of funny and kind of sad, so the best
Posted by I love: [#23] [reply] [track]
( posted April 27, 2008 at 1:08 AM ) (from campus)
you Lola.
Posted by i was at the luau: [#24] [reply] [track] (in reply to #22)
( posted April 27, 2008 at 1:30 AM ) (from campus)
the whole time. and although we could hear the punk, as soon as the hawaiians began to play thats all we could hear. it was a great day!
Posted by carman11fresh: [#25] [reply] [track]
( posted April 27, 2008 at 3:57 AM ) (from campus)
quoting the band on the quAD: what did you do with my dog mom? you killed it? fuck you twat!
Posted by Right: [#26] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted April 27, 2008 at 12:51 PM ) (from campus)
Because closing off the campus will LESSEN the amount of self-righteous protests and protesters yelling that our elitism ruins their neighborhoods. Sure.
Posted by the righteous...: [#27] [reply] [track]
( posted April 27, 2008 at 2:01 PM )
...are generally a bunch of pricks.
Posted by pete: [#28] [reply] [track]
( posted April 28, 2008 at 2:49 AM ) (from campus)
the punk band was actually reagan youth:

[ external link to en.wikipedia.org ]

i admit i didn't love them but they are actually pretty influential and it was kinda sweet, though obscure, that they played here.
Posted by all i'm saying is: [#29] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted April 28, 2008 at 3:52 AM ) (from campus)
i think it's pretty cool that you are an art student with a messenger bag.
Posted by i mean: [#30] [reply] [track]
( posted April 28, 2008 at 3:52 AM ) (from campus)
with(out)
Posted by invisible_hand: [#31] [reply] [track] (in reply to #30)
( posted April 28, 2008 at 4:43 PM )
you mean "with/out."
Posted by the homeboy stephen: [#32] [reply] [track]
( posted April 28, 2008 at 6:48 PM ) (from campus)
That funk band was called Haakon's Fault. They kicked ass.
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