After the umpteenth hour of lawn manicuring and tent set-up, 2:30 today saw the culmination of parent-related move-in events, Convocation. There were flags, smiles, "Pomp and Circumstance"-lite music piped-in over the loudspeaker, and quasi-poignant speeches from admins all around.
Flubs: Colombo called assembled matriculants "students and daughters," Quigley was interrupted by a crash from the third tent, Navratil sounded unrealistically eager when he mentioned Gateway, and PrezBo killed the mood when he mentioned the challenges of environmental destruction and cultural conflict.
But no matter! The banners are unfurled, the skies are blue, and OL sessions are beginning. Huzzah, huzzah



day 2. buy skinner jeans
day 3. replace your ayn rand with baudrillard
day 4. visit the village, lord it up over nyu students, then return and complain you have state school envy
rinse (or choose not to...hey, it's college!) and repeat.