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Don't say we didn't warn you...

While Bwog suspected that 2.75 for a grease-bathed slice of pizza the size of a John Jay single was simply too good to be true, we're happy that some parity has been restored to the Roti Roll-Koronet rivalry (a slice and an Aloo Masala Frankie are both $3.00), and delighted to see capitalism punishing the apparent majority of you who, for reasons that not even Bwog can comprehend, prefer the latter.


Posted by DHI : #1 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 4:40 PM
Worst Bwog post ever.

Who gives a shit about the "rivalry," I eat both and don't want to pay more for one, and get off your damn anti-pizza high horse, you can't understand why sometimes you want Koronet's instead?

Man, I'm gonna watch coffee prices and make posts delighting in their inflation since whoever posted this probably drinks coffee.

Posted by question : #2 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 5:48 PM
does "the latter" refer to koronet (of "roti roll-koronet") or the frankie (of "a slice and an aloo masala frankie)?
Posted by McFister : #3 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 5:55 PM
Koronet is about the worst pizza you can get on the upper west side. Who cares if it's big and cheap, it sucks.
Posted by What? : #4 (in reply to #3) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 6:40 PM
"Who cares if it's big and cheap"

Um...Those of us who like to/need to save cash?

Epicureans look elsewhere?
Posted by yup : #5 (in reply to #4) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 7:09 PM
it's pizza and not foie gras with a black currant and shallot reduction

koronet != per se
Posted by McFister : #6 (in reply to #5) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 7:33 PM
Exactly, it's pizza, meaning there's even less of an excuse to fuck it up as badly as this Koronet place does. You can get a better slice just about anywhere.
Posted by Wow : #7 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 7:56 PM
I wish there were bylines for all Bwog posts, so I would know who to throw rocks at.
Posted by DHI : #8 (in reply to #6) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 8:07 PM
Man, I'd say that Famiglia's, Pinnacle, and Che Bella are much worse, and also V&T's.

Yeah, something like Patsy's is much better, but Koronet's is definitely an enjoyable slice. I'm a big fan of the pool of cheese that forms in the middle of a folded slice.
Posted by THERE IS STILL : #9 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 8:11 PM
A BIG COLUMN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SCREEN. DON'T TELL ME WHAT BROWSER TO USE, FIX IT!!!
Posted by Once : #10 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 8:16 PM
I ate three partially inflated rubber balloons at Koronets in the pizza. It tastes fine but I didn't like the way the koronets balloons tickle my bottom. Eat at V&T where they blow the balloons up all the way.
Posted by Who : #11 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 9:55 PM
on earth doesn't like Koronet? That's just snobbery -- it's a damn fine slice, and to hell with the opposition. I'll mourn for that extra quarter, though. My regular lunch is up to $4.10 now, which is getting competitive with Ollie's.

V&T is better -- like one time out of three. If there's one thing you can count on at Koronet, it's conSIStency. V&T is a different restaurant every damn day, and don't even talk to me about the other overpriced joints...
Posted by Hey : #12 (in reply to #1) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:29 PM
this sucks. I love Koronet's for a late-night slice with friends.

nice update bwog.
Posted by I love : #13 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:33 PM
that a post this innocuous can yield such venom from commenters.

God bless you, Bwog.
Posted by McFister : #14 (in reply to #11) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:40 PM
Damn fine slice? That's just bad taste.
Posted by McFister : #15 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:46 PM
Is right...

it's some greasy shit... and with the money you save you either lose time having to work off that grease at the gym or, like most people, you just get fat and in 30 years have to pay to clean up those fat-filled arteries...
Posted by ooops : #16 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:47 PM
didn't meant o make the last post look like McFister was commenting... just meant "McFister is right..."
Posted by um well : #17 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 10:57 PM
If you eat Koronets every day obviously you will be dead very soon. But if you, like me, eat at a specifically arranged, sporadic yet consistently excellent time--after 2 am, in a state of mind that prohibits such functions as watch-reading--Koronets is the elixir to everlasting life.
Posted by this is news : #18 · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 11:53 PM
i like the summer updates having seen a few changes on campus as of late myself.

this change is also very recent. I think i had a slice of kornets at 2.75 as late as wednesday, so this change is in the last week.
Posted by Riven : #19 (in reply to #17) · reply · track
June 3, 2007 at 11:56 PM
totally agree with #17

sometimes its just exacttly what you need
Posted by Anyone : #20 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 1:04 AM
who talks crap about Famiglia should take his or her dirty ass back to Jersey.
Posted by McFister : #21 (in reply to #18) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 1:06 AM
In other news, Global Ink went out of business.
Posted by fuck : #22 (in reply to #21) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 1:18 AM
no more global ink? ugh, that's horrible. I remember when the neighborhood association banded together to prevent universal ink from competing with it.

you assholes, all of you. they offered you free coffee with any purchase. you couldn't bring yourself to desire a copy of die zeit or le monde diplomatique? for shame.

in other news, the bwog column problem is fixed. huzzah!
Posted by me too : #23 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 1:27 AM
my feelings exactly.
Posted by oops : #24 (in reply to #23) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 1:28 AM
that was for #13
Posted by Nooooo! : #25 (in reply to #21) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 4:40 AM
Global Ink is gone?? Shit. That's awful. As if I actually have time to go down to the Lincoln Center B+N during the school year to pick up the offbeat magazines that GI regularly stocked. Shit.
Posted by I FEEL : #26 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 7:52 AM
THAT I SHOULD HAVE THE SAME EMPHASIS ON MY CONGRATULATIONS TO BWOG THAT I DID IN MY CRITICISM WHEN THEY WERE WRONG. THANK YOU FOR FIXING THE COLUMN PROBLEM!!!
Posted by Thank : #27 (in reply to #21) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 9:21 AM
God they're outta business. The creepy Egyptian guy who worked there hit on any woman who walked in...and he always stared at me whenever I even walked by. Glad to see he's gone :)
Posted by Mark : #28 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 11:05 AM
I remember when Koronet's was 2.50 a slice. Maybe 3 years ago?
Posted by yup : #29 (in reply to #28) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 2:27 PM
in fall 2003 it was 2.50; I think they switched for spring 2004.
Posted by old : #30 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 3:05 PM
I think it went up to 2.50 in the summer of 2001.
Posted by older : #31 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 3:15 PM
in 1994 they'd just give you the whole pizza if you had a shiny enough coin.
Posted by oldest : #32 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 4:19 PM
in the 17th century, pizza didn't exist so the workers at koronet just waited patiently until it was invented
Posted by late saturday nite : #33 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 4:26 PM
i like koronets with broccoli on top. nice and crunchy. makes me happy.

three bucks aint so bad. but with the broccoli. thats 4.50. with a soda...thats more than 5 dollas.

i think i'll take my drunk ass to get a spicy special instead.
Posted by sad : #34 (in reply to #33) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 4:57 PM
four years at columbia and I never wound up getting a spicy special. reason to return for grad school?
Posted by El Spicerino : #35 (in reply to #34) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Yes. Some say their cheesesteaks are better but I say that these people are traitors to America.
Posted by Koronets : #36 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 6:11 PM
is not the best pizza around, but it certainly beats that cardboard shit they claim is pizza over at Pinnacle.
Posted by i never understood : #37 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 6:20 PM
why people insisted on calling it "koronets" when it blatantly reads "koronet pizza" on the sign.
Posted by Yes : #38 (in reply to #37) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 6:42 PM
My friend, you are so right. I spent my whole freshman year complaining about it. And at least then, there was a scaffolding over the sign... now there's no excuse.
Posted by CML : #39 (in reply to #15) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 7:01 PM
What you're missing is the fact that the distinction between good and bad pizza becomes meaningless under the influence of substances.
Posted by i still want : #40 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 9:23 PM
someone to reply to commenter number 2... that commenter identifies a serious confusion in this post
Posted by duh : #41 · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 11:41 PM
koronet's
Posted by okay : #42 (in reply to #40) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 11:44 PM
the order is {former, latter}, so, in this case, [koronet's, roti roll], koronet's is the former, roti roll is the latter. you can remember this because "latter" sounds like "last" and refers to the last thing listed. thus, commenter 1 is off, because he/she assumed bwog prefers roti roll, when actually it is implied that bwog prefers koronet's but enjoys both. there is no "anti-pizza high horse."

personally, i enjoyed this post, but not inflation.
Posted by oh and : #43 (in reply to #42) · reply · track
June 4, 2007 at 11:47 PM
in case you didn't get it, bwog was also implying that the reason koronet's increased its price was to compete with roti roll. apparently the cheaper food was not enough to draw customers away from roti (despite bwog's feeling that koronet's is better--hence their surprise). this seems apparent enough, but commenter 1 clearly didn't get it.
Posted by hey asshat : #44 (in reply to #42) · reply · track
June 5, 2007 at 12:27 AM
i think we all know what "former" and "latter" mean; the ambiguity lies in which pair it is referring to:

1) "Roti Roll-Koronet", or

2) "a slice and an Aloo Masala Frankie"

as you can see, it makes a huge difference depending on which one you choose. you're assuming that bwog meant the second pair (the LATTER, if you will) when it could have just as easily meant the first pair.
Posted by DHI : #45 · reply · track
June 5, 2007 at 1:24 AM
Really?

Grammatically, "latter" should referr to the pair outside parentheses - thus, the "latter" would be Koronet.

Contextually, it would make more sense if the "latter" referred to pizza - since they are fans of Roti Roll, they are glad to see that Koronet no longer has a price advantage. Capitalism is now "punishing" Koronet fans by raising the price on them. This goes with the title as well.

Also, here is some historical evidence in favor of the Roti Roll preference: [ external link to www.bwog.net ]
Posted by ummm... : #46 · reply · track
June 5, 2007 at 1:25 AM
can we have the wall of shame again (for classes that haven't submitted grades)?

I STILL don't have one of my grades.
Posted by whatever : #47 · reply · track
June 5, 2007 at 10:00 AM
This price increase is going to piss off the homeless guys that got their money from the people leaving K-nets with the extra quarter in their hand.
Posted by Jesus H : #48 · reply · track
June 8, 2007 at 3:36 PM
Yo all of you who rocked this post and who are rocking Koronets are the haters. I mean honestly, are you really getting that angry over reporting? And honest reporting at that? I went to Koronets with $2.75 in my pocket the other day and luckily the guy still sold me the slice--I only wish I had read this Bwog post sooner!

Columbia students are pretentious douchebags who don't know how to appreciate good, honest reporting. Yea, f the Koronets-Roti Roll rivarly, I wanna see more posts about some girl's YouTube video where she talks about her nipple slip. Assholes.
Posted by That pizza : #49 · reply · track
June 12, 2007 at 11:27 AM
That pizza, guys and gals, is laced with my spit.
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