Manatees as the key to ethical (and adorable) expansion? Brilliant!

Silver Sushi? Awesome!

Roscoe Jenkins and Britney's vagina are easily confused

I thought I was in a cellar in Paris, but really it was just a basement room in a church.

Hey, look, it's an article! No, wait—it's just a list of New Jersey stereotypes.

Two years of assiduous editing and all we've got is a "kind of incomprehensible" "faltering effort"? We've made a huge mistake.