The Bwog
From the Annals of Campus Characters

Two years ago, Blue and White writer Amanda Erickson presciently profiled '08 valedictorian Maxim Pinkovskiy. But don't show this article to your parents--they'll probably trade you back to the stork for a child like Maxim.

"He's always right. Not almost always. Always," says his former Professor Xavier Sala-i-Martin.

Every student in his macro class last year knows his name, and most perk up slightly at its mention. Maxim Pinkovskiy, C'08, was "that kid."

"He always sat in the front," one student quickly replied when I asked him what he knew about Maxim. "Always answering everything."

Some imitate his nasal voice, his plunking, Russian, almost-sounds-put-on accent, and the way he bobs his head as he speaks. Some immediately bring up his white loafers or his pants, which reach midway up his chest.

But while Pinkovskiy shares many of the characteristics of "that kid" from classrooms far and wide, he isn't another über-driven Columbian looking to get ahead. When we meet, he pulls out my chair for me before sitting down and asks me how my classes are going. He is skinny and pale, with soft brown hair. And when he talks about classes or about books, he reminds me of a kid in a candy store, trying to describe everything he's seeing. The first time we meet, he wears sweats (pulled way up), a plaid button-down shirt, and big round glasses.

What drives Pinkovskiy is not his hope to secure a summer internship at Morgan Stanley, or a full-time job on Wall Street, but his grandmother, whom he talks about in an almost reverential voice. It was her encouragement that pushed him to do well all through school in Park Slope, where he grew up after emigrating from St. Petersburg when he was seven.

"She never put too much pressure on me," he said. When he would get a bad grade, "she would say, 'It's going to be better next time.'"

Pinkovskiy's mother is a math teacher, and his father is a computer programmer. When he was younger, he remembers sitting with his mother learning about math. "She always made things fun, whether we were learning about right angles or anything else."

Some of his fondest childhood memories are spending Friday afternoons with his father, playing with (and later learning how to design) computer programs. "He still teaches me things," he said. "They both do. And sometimes now I teach them something new too."

And he has plenty of time to teach. While many of his fellow students pride themselves on their independence, Pinkovskiy spends every weekend home in Brooklyn. It's not that his parents are forcing him to do so, a fact he stresses more than once. "I don't want to be one of those students who only sees his family for Thanksgiving and Christmas," he said.

While he tells me in detail about each class he is taking, he struggles to come up with stories about sneaking into the West End or playing assassins. He is not a member of any of Columbia's clubs or activities. Friends he mentions fall into two groups: students from class study groups or former professors.

Though he is only a sophomore, Pinkovskiy, who is already taking graduate classes, wants to go to grad school, get his Ph.D. in economics, and work on big problems like his role model, Sala-i-Martin, does. But his lofty goals are tempered with more traditional hopes. He wants to one day settle down, get married, and have children. If possible, he says, he would like to live in Brooklyn, near his family.


Posted by This: #1 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 2:50 PM
is too cute for words. I was smiling from ear to ear, in spite of myself, while I read it.

Yes, I'm sure many of us wish we could BE him, but at the same time, he seems to make himself impossible to hate.
Posted by hmmm: #2 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 3:28 PM (from campus)
it appears all of the lamenting for old bwog, and trashing of new bwog, is at least somewhat founded. the writing apparently used to be way better.
Posted by that is from: #3 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 3:32 PM (from campus)
That is from the Blue and White, the literary magazine, which still exists. Old bwog didn't do things like that either - that is the magazine. See the sidebar if you want to read it.
Posted by aww: #4 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 3:39 PM (from campus)
Such a sweet story. Very nice.
Posted by timestwo: #5 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 3:52 PM (from campus)
awwww. i fully expected to totally hate this guy but i want to give him a hug.
Posted by dfjdjdjfd: #6 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 3:54 PM
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Posted by sounds like a : #7 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 4:21 PM (from campus)
really genuine guy. go forth and fix this troubled world please Maxim
Posted by nono: #8 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 4:22 PM (from campus)
so sweet. thank you.
Posted by hmm: #9 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 4:32 PM
the "boy genius" thing didn't go over as well in seidel's joyce class, I recall. too bad you can't "be right every time" in literature. still, it was cute as a button to see him make the attempt anyway.
Posted by CC2009: #10 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 4:39 PM (from campus)
I'm pretty proud to be at the same school as this guy. I feel smart by association.
Posted by SEAS2009: #11 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 4:54 PM
I echo commenter #10.

I need to meet more kids who genuinely love learning.
Posted by failure: #12 (in reply to #9) · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 5:20 PM (from campus)
lol @ pathetic attempt to patronize this genius. i hope it made you feel slightly less inadequate nonetheless.
Posted by This guy: #13 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 6:19 PM (from campus)
deserves everyone's respect. While there's no way that most of us are as smart as him or as dedicated to our studies I personally have to say that I wouldn't trade our lives.

He'll do very well in life but the second to last paragraph about friends and getting involved on campus makes me wonder. Columbia offers more than just a stellar education, something Maxim obviously took full advantage of.

I wanna take him for a drink.
Posted by Jon Cioschi: #14 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 8:02 PM (from campus)
Truly deserved accolade. Maxim's love for learning and genuine kindness have definitely been inspirational for me since we were neighbors freshman year in John Jay.
Posted by Sprinkles: #15 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 8:17 PM
This dude is going to change the world.
Posted by i wonder: #16 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 9:01 PM (from campus)
was he the first person to find alma mater's owl?
Posted by random: #17 · reply · track
April 18, 2008 at 9:30 PM (from campus)
He's sounds like a really nice guy, but I wouldn't go out to bars with him.
Posted by oh my god: #18 · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 12:46 AM (from campus)
he's adorable
Posted by ummmmmmm: #19 · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 7:00 AM
how is he a sophomore and CC 08?
Posted by because: #20 · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 7:19 AM (from campus)
the article was written two years ago. go figure.
Posted by cc 08: #21 · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Maxim is a really nice guy, he's very smart and he has good intentions. I am extremely happy for him, and proud that he represents my class as valedictorian.
Posted by I'm proud that Maxim: #22 · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 10:39 AM (from campus)
is representing our class!
Posted by also: #23 (in reply to #3) · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 11:06 AM (from campus)
amanda erickson is a darn good writer
Posted by and: #24 (in reply to #23) · reply · track
April 19, 2008 at 11:55 AM
she mixes a damn good Long Island iced tea.
Posted by who's: #25 · reply · track
April 20, 2008 at 1:28 PM (from campus)
the salutatorian?
Posted by bob dole: #26 · reply · track
April 21, 2008 at 1:35 PM (from campus)
i hate this guy so much
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