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Glass House Rocks will not in fact Rock at All
earsAn anonymous tipster let Bwog know that the rock bands scheduled at everyone's favorite ramped building will not be playing "for security reasons." The bands that Bwog knows were nixed include Beta Theta Pi's The Stolen Cars, jazz/metal Columbia band Wizards of the Coast and Bowie-imitating Brooklyn rockers Dasher. Bwog is disappointed that we will now have to listen to that annoying kid fumbling through Moonlight Sonata and chromatic scales in the piano lounge.

Posted by serves them right: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 2:22 PM ) (from campus)
for not have tkc play.
Posted by ***: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 2:26 PM ) (from campus)
*having
Posted by lame: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:00 PM ) (from campus)
what about the lame a cappella groups!?!
Posted by hm?: [#4] [reply] [track] (in reply to #1)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:03 PM ) (from campus)
tkc?
Posted by since when: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:08 PM ) (from campus)
has anything truly "rocked" at columbia?
Posted by Great: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:14 PM ) (from campus)
Fuck Student Affairs/Public Safety/UEM or whoever is behind this. Their security reasons can suck my balls.
Posted by haha: [#7] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:37 PM ) (from campus)
you said balls
Posted by We're: [#8] [reply] [track] (in reply to #3)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 4:55 PM ) (from campus)
still performing as far as I know. good to see you care.
Posted by Pianist: [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 6:00 PM ) (from campus)
Fuck you, Bwog. The practice pianos in Schap suck balls, and it's not like there's space in a dorm room for a concert grand. I'll fumble my way through whatever I damn well please.
Posted by ...: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 6:39 PM ) (from campus)
Rock bands not playing for security reasons?

And these security reasons are...?

[I bet Vampire Last Weekend will be free]
Posted by whenever: [#11] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 6:50 PM ) (from campus)
an on-campus musical band is mentioned, I am reminded of Scrubs' Ted.
Posted by yooo: [#12] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 6:58 PM ) (from campus)
OMG RADIO PERFECTO MURDER
Posted by Event Coordinators: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 7:21 PM ) (from campus)
Hi All,

We are very sorry that the bands cannot play, it was our original intention to have them performing on stage in Roone, but this did not happen due to a meeting with Security because they believed that we would surpass fire code restrictions with all of the other stuff that we have in there as well. Next year we are going to try and plan this better so that we can actually get bands to perform in their own room! Also, battle of the bands is in two weeks so we encourage all of four of the bands that we were trying to get to perform at Glass House to participate in that and show the whole Columbia Community how good you really are.

Again, we are sorry for this and really wanted to have the bands perform.

GHR Event Coordinators
Posted by por que: [#14] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 8:05 PM ) (from campus)
why can't you put them in the party space? or some big room on the 5th floor?
Posted by it's: [#15] [reply] [track] (in reply to #4)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 8:07 PM ) (from campus)
the kitchen cabinet

damn straight, #1.
Posted by alfred lerner: [#16] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 10:13 PM )
Why not try the concert pianos on Lerner 5?
Posted by alfred: [#17] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 10:14 PM )
(that was in response to the disgruntled pianist, #9)
Posted by Hmm: [#18] [reply] [track]
( posted February 6, 2008 at 10:34 PM ) (from campus)
I heart GHR! But isn't it all a 'security risk'? I've been to them before, and I get nervous every time I see those dance performers on the ramps!
Posted by ZvS: [#19] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 11:10 PM )
Usually occupied! And sometimes locked for no reasons.

It's pretty disgraceful, really... not to mention that periodically there will just be nobody working in Schapiro. Oops!

Fortunately, there are other secret pianos.
Posted by Damn son: [#20] [reply] [track] (in reply to #8)
( posted February 6, 2008 at 11:52 PM ) (from campus)
I'm gonna have to listen to a capella? Shit. This is why the Ivy League sux ballz.
Posted by JJV: [#21] [reply] [track] (in reply to #19)
( posted February 7, 2008 at 3:29 AM ) (from campus)
The fact is, you can beg the music department for keys to the Carman practice room, which not only has a grand piano but a drum kit and guitar/bass amps. Drummers are sometimes jerks who think they're the only one's who can practice there, but it's free often enough.
Posted by jacob: [#22] [reply] [track]
( posted February 7, 2008 at 10:46 AM ) (from campus)
the bottom line here: columbia doesn't give a fuck about creative projects that aren't part of a club or campus organization.
Posted by TKC: [#23] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted February 7, 2008 at 1:45 PM )
The Kitchen Cabinet rocks my world.
Posted by kitsch: [#24] [reply] [track]
( posted February 10, 2008 at 1:41 PM ) (from campus)
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