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This just in from a friend of Bwog:

lost and found"I lost my necklace presumably on the steps between Hamilton and College Walk, as that is where I totally and embarrassingly fell flat on my face while attempting to learn the date of Michelangelo's Bacchus and walk at the same time. It is a jade circle on a red string. In addition to bestowing my eternal love and affection, I would totally bake cookies for anyone who finds it."

And another one, perhaps more drastic:

"I've lost my glasses! They're dark brown Hugo Boss frames that have a little bit of cream near the lenses. They have thick temples that taper down behind the ears. The prescription in the right eye is much stronger than that in the left. Probably left in Altschul at Barnard, but also potentially in Hamilton. Pinkberry and/or eternal love, if you find them."

If you find a necklace or glasses, or if you've lost anything else, let us know at bwog@columbia.edu.

Read more: Lost And Found

Posted by how exactly: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 12:54 AM )
does one become a "friend of bwog"?
Posted by here's hoping: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 12:57 AM )
that you find your necklace!
Posted by Blowjobs: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 12:58 AM )
Lots of blowjobs.
Posted by This Just In: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 1:31 AM )
I lost my virginity! I think it's somewhere in John Jay! I really need it back, it has a lot of sentimental value. A quick lay if you find it!
Posted by If you is a grrl: [#5] [reply] [track] (in reply to #4)
( posted October 23, 2007 at 1:52 AM )
I found it. Otherwise, buy me pinkberry first.
Posted by umm: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 2:09 AM )
bwowjobs
Posted by it's official: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 2:16 AM )
this is the last bwog post that i read.
Posted by cookies?: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 4:30 AM )
dollars.
Posted by this is : [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 8:43 AM )
so gay.
Posted by BWOG: [#10] [reply] [track] (in reply to #7)
( posted October 23, 2007 at 9:20 AM )
doesn't want readers who don't care about their fellow man. Shove it.
Posted by BWOG: [#11] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 10:14 AM )
This amoeba-like creature found in the bowels of Columbia University not only reports on campus related things, but also helps other individuals. Fascinating!
Posted by sigh: [#12] [reply] [track]
( posted October 23, 2007 at 10:51 AM )
I wish I had known that Bwog took lost item inquiries when I lost my very nice and very necessary pair of glasses last year. Instead, I went blind for an entire semester. I'm really smart.
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