Behind the jump is what you've all been waiting for-- the answers to the last two Bluebook crossword puzzles in all their corny glory. Enjoy, and stop pestering the alias.

First-Years Just Don't Understand

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4. butlermasterbator 1. felipetarud

7. love 2. creepytwins

9. cred 3. dontbeapussy

10. uris 5. mattsanchez

12. specblogs 6. fox

13. illegal 8. mcintosh

15. nalgene 11. renilaine

14. heels

Autumntide

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1. seminars 1. snow

4. secondsemester 2. turkey

7. tryptophan 3. lernerlake

8. midterms 5. mellowcreme

9. exfoliate 6. tan