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Law Students Make Choices They Will Eventually Regret

Tipster/photographer Matt Shields directs Bwog's attention to the South Lawn, where law schoolers are staging a mock hunger strike protesting the ban on drinking in the Black Box theater. They're calling themselves PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Alcoholics) and according to their colorful, upbeat propaganda, they "will not eat until they can drink—on stage." (The third protester holds a sign that inexplicably proclaims "We're not gonna protest.") And look, they even have a tent and a guitar... just like real activist-types!





Posted by yo...: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:16 PM ) (from campus)
Can we get a graphic to the tune of...

"I support the alcoholic hunger strikers"

thanks bwog!
Posted by what does: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:24 PM ) (from campus)
the sign in the bottom picture say?
Posted by Bethmann-Hollweg: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:26 PM ) (from campus)
"We're not going to protest" is the infamous chant from the classic film "PCU", starring Jeremy Piven.
Posted by umm: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:34 PM ) (from campus)
law review approved my app?!
Posted by Anonymous: [#5] [reply] [track] (in reply to #3)
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:35 PM ) (from campus)
Indeed it is. A classic film, featuring David Spade as the insidious head of the Young Republicans.
Posted by chas carey: [#6] [reply] [track] (in reply to #2)
( posted April 12, 2008 at 5:36 PM ) (from campus)
I think it's "law revue appropriated my amp," though it could well be "law revue approved my app."

Given Columbia Law's standing as a pretty awesome law school, I doubt they'd let the law revue approve anyone's app, though if I got in I'd totally be on south lawn, screaming "remember us?!? we're the law school!!! we actually matter too!"

seriously; future-lawyers, hey! come out and say hi! we won't begrudge you studying on the steps!
Posted by i actually fully: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 6:09 PM )
support this protest

no alcohol in the theatre? getting drunk in the theatre is as american as apple pie
Posted by blind: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 6:25 PM ) (from campus)
its law revue annexed my amp
Posted by not blind: [#9] [reply] [track] (in reply to #8)
( posted April 12, 2008 at 6:37 PM ) (from campus)
there's no way that says 'annexed.' however I wouldn't trust my judgment as I thought it said "law revue approved my art"
Posted by blinder: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 6:38 PM ) (from campus)
Are you sure it's not annexed my APT, i.e. apartment?
Posted by are you: [#11] [reply] [track] (in reply to #9)
( posted April 12, 2008 at 6:50 PM ) (from campus)
kidding.. it def says annexed! Don't you see the X?
Posted by blow it up: [#12] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 7:00 PM )
it says annexed my amp. fo sho
Posted by Rick Schwartz: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 7:01 PM ) (from campus)
It was "law revue annexed my amp. I filmed it. Come see our show April 24th and 26th at 8:00 in the LERNER PARTY SPACE. All are welcome, tickets go on sale April 21st at the Law School!
Posted by po thead: [#14] [reply] [track]
( posted April 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM ) (from campus)
you law idiots should do something that will actually make a difference, like decriminalizing marijuana in this damn country.
Posted by holy crap: [#15] [reply] [track] (in reply to #14)
( posted April 13, 2008 at 12:26 AM ) (from campus)
seriously, LEGALIZE IT

we are wasting money enforcing stupid laws. have you ever heard of a guy robbing a bank for weed money or coming home high and beating his wife and tearing his family apart because he couldn't cut his addiction? didn't think so.

also, what's with that stupid commercial where that girl is talking to her "chica" on a cell phone and is like "oh no i was so high last night i can't believe that embarrassing picture taken of me is going around"? i'd be curious to see that photo. i somehow doubt it's her like taking off her clothes and giving a guy a lap dance. more likely to be her watching tv and gorging on cheetos with orange all over her fingers.
Posted by legal easy: [#16] [reply] [track]
( posted April 13, 2008 at 12:57 AM ) (from campus)
Scalia smokes pot
Posted by Just Jenkins: [#17] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted April 13, 2008 at 3:46 PM ) (from campus)
Scalia smokes pole...
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