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Lolowitz!

Proof from Hamilton 3 that flyering is a legitimate art form:

In completely unrelated news, Bwog saw this rather militant-looking vehicle parked outside its window this morning. Though momentarily worried that our nation had suffered an overnight descent into Soviet-style martial law, Bwog's fears were assuaged when it saw that it carried a banner reading "Elite Shooters.com." We're glad that somebody's finally cashing in on the long-dormant urban sportshooting market, although it looks like a few Morningsiders are in for a hell of an office party. Maybe the Saltzman Institute is going for a mid-semester jaunt?



Posted by !!!!!!!: #1 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 2:50 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!
Posted by What does it say?: #2 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:03 PM
im in ur campus, stampin out ________?
Posted by ISLAM: #3 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:08 PM
stampin out ISLAM!
Posted by Kane: #4 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:12 PM
Another one in Hamilton read, "I'm on ur campus, hatin on ur muslimz"
Posted by dizzent: #5 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:22 PM
stampin out dizzent
Posted by patrick swayze: #6 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:22 PM
WOOOOLVVERRIIINNEEESS
Posted by sweet raptor jesus: #7 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:26 PM
IM IN UR BASE

KILLIN UR MANS
Posted by military vehicle: #8 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:26 PM
i guess the MAFIAA is on to my torrent proxies. oh well, it\'s been fun.
Posted by bleh: #9 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 3:41 PM
Have y'all never seen military vehicles? Aren't there relatively large national guard bases near here.
Posted by grammer: #10 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 4:04 PM
"Though momentarily worried that our nation had suffered an overnight descent into Soviet-style martial law, Bwog's fears were assuaged when it saw that it carried a banner reading "Elite Shooters.com.""

Damn, people are always using the wrong thing with the damn whatever clause with the possessives and shit. Them fears ain't worried not even momentarily-like.
Posted by Spelling: #11 (in reply to #10) · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 4:37 PM
It's "grammar."

Idiot.

Posted by another says: #12 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 4:39 PM
"i'm on ur campus, silenzin ur feminitz"...or something like that.
Posted by Duh: #13 (in reply to #11) · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 4:51 PM
i think that was the point.

Idiot.
Posted by rjt: #14 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 5:52 PM
Dear stupid catchphrase comedy from the dregs of the internet,

I spend too much of my time with you already when you are where you are supposed to be, in the dregs of the internet. Please stop making intrusions into my real life as well.

Love,

Rob
Posted by oh yeah?: #15 (in reply to #14) · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 7:13 PM
im in ur bwog commentz, killing ur lulz with mai self-iporahnce
Posted by ugh bwog: #16 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 7:32 PM
You are slow on this story. I started seeing the LolHorowitz flyers one week ago today.
Posted by well: #17 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 9:29 PM
its better than GW's approach to horowitz

[external link to www.gwhatchet.com]

Also, lolahmadinajads! [external link to 207.199.174.56] [external link to images.google.com]
Posted by tsar nikolas: #18 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 11:05 PM
the "salzman institute of war and peace studies" must read a lot of tolstoy.
Posted by Casey: #19 · reply · track
October 15, 2007 at 11:30 PM
The girl on that banner is a SEAS '07 alum. She's part of a business that hauls Manhattanites out to NJ and CT to go shooting. I went on it last year with a professor of mine. It was awesome.
Posted by the Man: #20 (in reply to #19) · reply · track
October 16, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Nice observation. I knew her for 4 years, never knew she was a gun-toting, sharp-shooter. Cool.
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