Our Hero's glorious namer is LOST!

No, really. The Hawkmadinebwog has been getting a lot of press inquiries lately about the origins of Our Hero's glorious name. Though we know the post from which his name originated and the context, we don't know who named him! If you're interested in owning up to your genius, or even if you didn't name him but would like to talk to a reporter about your personal reason for being obsessed with Hawkmadinejad, send an email to hawkmadinejad@gmail.com