The Bwog
Madonna Constantine: The Definitive Account (Part 1)

Today, the Village Voice ran the first part of a billion part article that's something like the definitive account of everything that happened surrounding Madonna Constantine. You might recall October's noose-hanging incident and the whole multiple charges of plagiarism thing, for example. Anyway, we've distilled everything that's new and important in the article in easy-to-digest bullet points below (Spoiler Alert: She plagiarized.)

...which brings our story to October, the month of the noose-hanging controversy. But it's a cliffhanger -- you'll have to hang on until next week to read the continuation of the story, excitingly titled "Part II: VIDEO CAMERAS, CRIES OF RACISM, AND A PROFESSOR ON THE DEFENSIVE."