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Mario Kart Tournament: It's On

Mad nostalgia for the mid-90s is standard by now, and unsurprisingly many Bwoggers have devolved back to their 9-year-old selves, reveling in the joys of Nintendo 64 and Mario Kart in particular. Though our early Karting experience was largely a tale of character-building losses to nimbler-fingered cousins, we have trained a bit among ourselves and have stoked a more robust sense of competition (future adversaries at Blue Key Society's spelling bee should be wary). Bwog hereby invites all fellow nostalgics for a Mario Kart tournament next Friday, April 4th, on Ruggles 6. If you have deluded yourself into thinking you're game for the challenge - or if you just want a sweet photo of yourself in video gaming action, accompanied by a putatively funny/punny caption, published on Bwog - email bwgossip@columbia.edu. Suite number and time details will follow.


Posted by The Dink: #1 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 10:28 PM (from campus)
Oh shit I'm all over this...foosball tourney next!
Posted by Aardvark Nadler: #2 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 10:33 PM (from campus)
More like MARIO FART!

HA HA HA! HO HO HO!
Posted by Princess Peach: #3 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 10:44 PM (from campus)
We need some money on this.
Posted by hello: #4 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 10:52 PM (from campus)
Who is Class Day speaker??? I must know!
Posted by indeed: #5 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 10:54 PM (from campus)
WHO IS IT?
Posted by maybe: #6 · reply · track
March 26, 2008 at 11:11 PM (from campus)
you morons should be looking in the class day speaker thread which is two items below this one.
Posted by Super Smash?: #7 · reply · track
March 27, 2008 at 12:49 AM (from campus)
Come on kids, Brawl just came out. Doesn't someone want to put on another one of these tournaments.

Playing 64 does NOT make you cool. I'm sorry. But I might be there.
Posted by anonymous ii: #8 (in reply to #7) · reply · track
March 27, 2008 at 2:28 AM (from campus)
getting killed by godzilla does not make you cool. i'm sorry. it just makes you dead.
Posted by Peach: #9 · reply · track
March 27, 2008 at 9:30 AM (from campus)
Here I GoOo!
Posted by a radical: #10 · reply · track
March 27, 2008 at 12:02 PM
SOMEONE IN BOLIVIA IS VERY ANGRY
Posted by Done and Done: #11 (in reply to #7) · reply · track
March 27, 2008 at 12:21 PM (from campus)
SEAS is doing a SSB tournament tomorrow.

Also, Mario Kart 64 is lame. True heroes played the original.
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