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QuickSpec: A "Spar"kling New President Edition

Debora Spar, pioneer of the economics of fertility, loves babies.

How does one transform the face of the Barnard woman?

Columbia is a national treasure, and Barnard is its jewel.

Ted Kennedy's new best friend still hates his alma mater.

How do you cure administrative schizophrenia?

Next time you think about getting a haircut, consider splitting hairs.


Posted by Well: #1 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 11:49 AM (from campus)
If I were a public figure running for office, I'd probably avoid my controversy-ridden Alma Mater too.
Posted by Anonymous: #2 (in reply to #1) · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 12:18 PM (from campus)
He's admitted to a coke problem.

Why the fuck wouldn't he take it one more step and just say to the world, "Yes, I went to Columbia. Suck it?"

I'll tell you why: There's probably some unspeakable crime involved, i.e. fratricide, incest, genocide, or bestiality.
Posted by Well: #3 (in reply to #1) · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 12:41 PM (from campus)
why don't you transfer out then?
Posted by alexw: #4 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 1:12 PM (from campus)
Obama.
Posted by Spar Quote: #5 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 1:54 PM (from campus)
"I think 20 years ago I would have told you that I don’t think we need women’s colleges anymore because if you can go to Columbia, why go to Barnard?"
Posted by Did: #6 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 3:13 PM (from campus)
Quindlen really just compare Spar to pornography in the interview?
Posted by Alum: #7 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 4:21 PM
What's with all the overwraught, cliched and just-plain-awful writing in Spec these days? Here are some samples just from today's issue:

"As the Nexus building transforms the face of Barnard’s campus, Debora Spar will join the ranks of Millicent McIntosh, Ellen Futter, and Judith Shapiro to transform the face of the Barnard woman." [Stylistic issues aside, is Spar really going to perform reconstructive facial surgery on Barnard students?]

"Barnard announced the appointment of Spar . . . during a moment of institutional soul-searching." [Why is there more soul-searching now than at other times -- or at least during a typical presidential search?]

"In the coming months, Debora Spar will have to find her identity at Barnard and, in so doing, help Barnard better define its own." [I get the sense that Spar has already found her identity.]

Even proper grammar sometimes goes out the window at Spec, as in this statement: "Spar was awarded for her teaching skills throughout her time at Harvard . . ." Presumably Spar isn't actually an award but rather the recipient of one or more awards. Awards are awarded, but receipients of awards are honored.

I could go on, but it's too depressing.
Posted by For you, Alum: #8 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 5:04 PM (from campus)
[external link to www.theonion.com]
Posted by louis david: #9 · reply · track
January 30, 2008 at 8:38 PM (from campus)
lol I also had an EXTREME haircut at that salon- as if an invisible bowl was on my head and my hair was chopped around it.
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