Columbia loves bureaucracy, burns employees

Back in the day, Columbia was the love police

Inhabitants of Sulzberger don't spend the night alone...they spend it together, in the gym

Moral: If you only ever date people in the Spec office, your perspective on Valentines Day/romance/seduction is...different.

Only today could a sentence like "ogling [Debora Spar] for an embarassingly long time" be fitting