This editorial is tagged as "hope" and "Star Wars"

The fictional kids that the fictional Albus Dumbledore taught at their completely made up school don't have to worry that their fictional teacher is going to fake sexually harass them.

"Violence is like selling motherfucking hot flowers."

For a lot of us, this title is an apt summarization of senior year of high school, no?

Mmm, yeah. Fairly certain Kazahkstanis would rather you didn't refer to their home as "Land of Borat."

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