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QuickSpec: Triumphs and Let-Downs Edition

Harvard, Yale, and Princeton are showing theirs off, but Columbia is underendowed

When you've finished your CTV marathon, switch to this!

Snoop Dogg: proponent of Lazy Sundays or ambitious multitasking?

Over winter break, women's basketball goes 1-4, and they still got more done than you did.

And next year, the swim team is recruiting Frederick Douglass, Columbus, and St. Nicholas!

Also, a QuickRichmondPost-Dispatch
Columbia does something admirable, and the New York Sun is nowhere to be found.

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Posted by what's with: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 11:18 AM ) (from campus)
the napkins in john jay? Mine had a turkey and a clock on it!
Posted by not sure: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 11:26 AM ) (from campus)
how enrolling lots of black students is in and of itself an admirable end.

however, this is great ammo for those of us tired of shrill protests with ridiculous demands...
Posted by Hmm: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 11:29 AM ) (from campus)
"Frederick Lee, SEAS ’11, agreed. “As a person who is upper-middle class, I wasn’t offered much financial aid,” he said. “I’m not satisfied with the current plan.”"

This is probably a fair quote on Frederick's part. But why is it my instinct to be repulsed whenever one classifies him or herself as 'upper-middle class'?
Posted by america is why: [#4] [reply] [track] (in reply to #3)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 11:37 AM ) (from campus)
americans have fucked-up views of wealth:

-they don't want to be called "rich"

-they often believe they personally are doing okay but the rest of the economy is going to shit

-19% of them think they're in the top 1% income-wise
Posted by Oy Vey: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 11:38 AM ) (from campus)
"the decision to not extend financial aid is an issue of commitment [by Columbia to its students]"

No honey, it's an issue of them having a lot more money for undergraduate students than we do. And the Dartmouth arguement is poor. Not only does dartmouth a) have fewer undergraduates than Columbia (4,000 vs. 7,000), they also b) have only 1,000 grad students, as opposed to 15,000.
Posted by becuase: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 12:28 PM ) (from campus)
"But why is it my instinct to be repulsed whenever one classifies him or herself as 'upper-middle class'?"

Because people who refer to themselves as upper middle class should really just drop the middle.
Posted by true: [#7] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 12:48 PM ) (from campus)
It makes me want to vomit when people say 120-180k is upper middle class. Last time I checked, that was in the top 15% of incomes in the United States.
Posted by yesh, gross: [#8] [reply] [track] (in reply to #1)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 1:12 PM ) (from campus)
those napkins were clearly used before, too. enviros don't think that coffee stains and stupid scribbling count as "used?" gotta be against health code.
Posted by Cite: [#9] [reply] [track] (in reply to #7)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 4:23 PM ) (from campus)
"over 90 percent of Americans identify themselves as middle class"...

[ external link to books.google.com ]

Also, this great quote:

"Everyone wants to believe they are middle class. … But this eagerness … has led the definition to be stretched like a bungee cord - used to defend/attack/describe everything. … The Drum Major Institute … places the range for middle class at individuals making between $25,000 and $100,000 a year. Ah yes, there's a group of people bound to run into each other while house-hunting."

[ external link to en.wikipedia.org ]
Posted by Also: [#10] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 4:25 PM ) (from campus)
Not necessarily! That said, "upper middle class" is pretty vague. I'm an undergrad but have an income that qualifies me as "upper middle" (WP likes $62,500) working professionally, and I doubt I'm the only one. Also, in New York, household income of $140,000 means you make *much* more money than most city residents, but can't afford the house or lifestyle that would qualify for "middle class" anywhere else in America.
Posted by Bah!: [#11] [reply] [track] (in reply to #10)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 6:28 PM ) (from campus)
I hate you independently wealthy Columbia undergrads, with your... courage to be entrepreneurial. I wanna have an idea and make a website and hire a lawyer to write up papers. _I wanna_.
Posted by well: [#12] [reply] [track] (in reply to #3)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 7:23 PM ) (from campus)
i refer to myself as lower upper class.
Posted by The King of Spain : [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 7:31 PM ) (from campus)
Peasants, all of you!
Posted by Stephen: [#14] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 8:56 PM )
new snoop dogg album = awful.
Posted by dammit: [#15] [reply] [track]
( posted January 24, 2008 at 9:09 PM )
why does columbia fail at everything? it's not one of the top-tier Ivies, it has shitty financial aid, no one cares about it, the school runs like shit... ugh... i hate it.
Posted by hold on: [#16] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 9:21 PM )
It's not HPY, but I wouldn't want to be at any other ivy.

Don't get too down. It could be worse. You could be at Cornell.
Posted by whoa: [#17] [reply] [track] (in reply to #15)
( posted January 24, 2008 at 10:31 PM ) (from campus)
like, every single bwog entry devolves into 'fuck, why am I not at Yale or Princeton? Fuck. fuck."

how many folk here are at columbia because he or she heard of its name mentioned once in reverence, and they wanted that in connection with him or herself for the rest of his or her life? is that why we're not at all Berkeley or Michigan or Grinnell or Middlebury? Really?
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