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Saturday Morning Revival

Need a study break? Put down the text and feast your eyes on these Saturday morning classics.

It's Saturday morning and if you want a slow start to your day, you've come to the right web address. Today on Bwog, we do a tribute to our Technicolor friends of yesteryear. Yes that's right — today we spotlight the superheroes of Saturday morning cartoons. Before you delve into an afternoon with Lacan and Lit theory at Bulter, take this special opportunity to reconnect and reminisce. We offer some of classic clips and theme songs. Indeed, this is a humble collection and if we have forgotten any of your personal favorites, please let us know!



We start with Doug. What was a Saturday morning without Doug? As an eleven year old, I was delighted by Doug and his awkward hang-ups. His characteristic croaky voice and quivering smile situate him as Charlie Brown's 1990s doppelganger. His not-so secret crush on Patti Mayonaisse is perhaps his most endearing quality. Nearly every episode finds Doug in some terribly embarrassing situation that tests his integrity. But Patti sticks with him despite all his sixth-grade social faux pas. Here's a link to an episode!

Perhaps less endearing than Doug, Arnold of "Hey Arnold", however, still wins the loyalty and friendship of many cartoon watchers. But it is Helga who steals the show. Helga is as remarkable in character as she is in appearance. Her ridiculous yellow pigtails channel Pippi Longstocking, while her striking black uni-brow reminds of Frida Kahlo. And it was none other than Helga who gave Arnold the memorable epithet, "Football Head." Click here if you want more Hey Arnold nostalgia!

For many of cartoons, the adage "power in numbers" applies. The motley crew on Recess is definitely the most diverse, if not memorable, group of elementary schoolers I know. The group is comprised of six members — Vince, the kickball king, Gretchen, the gangly brainiac, Gus, a tentative hero-in-the-making, Spinelli, a no nonsense tomboy, Mikey, a gentle giant and poet, and T.J. the group's husky voiced ring-leader. Click here for more!

This list concludes with Pepper Ann. With her fiery red ponytail and signature yellow polka-dotted skirt, Pepper Ann is a certainly a fire-cracker. The show's theme song says it all, "Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool? Is she lame? Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's her name... Pepper Ann! Pepper Ann!..." Here's a link:

-MEQ




Posted by YES: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 2:25 PM ) (from campus)
These cartoons were sooo good!
Posted by omg: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 2:37 PM )
One Saturday Morning! I rarely got up in time to watch it though.
Posted by Stephen Schwelp: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 2:58 PM ) (from campus)
Doug was best when voiced by Billy West. A Doug-Futurama crossover episode would completely mess with the minds of blind people.
Posted by Anonymous: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 3:12 PM ) (from campus)
Doug was easily the most boring protagonist ever imagined. The only good things about that show were the 3 musical numbers, and the episode where Doug's sister tries to make her family interesting for her boyfriend (There's a bomb in the lasagna, Oh my writer's block, etc.).

The rest of them are good though. Also, I'm not sure all the Nicktoons ever ran on Saturday mornings when Doug was on, although I do recall some Ren and Stimpy, so I could be wrong. The new Doug (i.e. the crappy high school version which was canceled after a season) was on Saturday morning though.
Posted by ummm: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 3:33 PM ) (from campus)
"We start with Doug. What was a Saturday morning with Doug?"

No, my dear, the question is, what was a Saturday morning WITHOUT Doug? Now that should make you think...
Posted by OMG!: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 3:35 PM )
I had (and continue to have) an enduring crush on "football head."

Arnold, you're too good for Helga! Call me!
Posted by Elna: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 3:36 PM ) (from campus)
You are forgetting X-Men, Conan the Adventurer and King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.
Posted by Ted Turner: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 3:49 PM ) (from campus)
What about Captain Planet?
Posted by what about: [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 4:01 PM ) (from campus)
biker mice from mars? now that shit is where it was at.
Posted by but wait...: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 5:33 PM ) (from campus)
what about the weekenders???
Posted by ewww: [#11] [reply] [track]
( posted March 1, 2008 at 7:30 PM ) (from campus)
weekenders was bad

their theme song gave me a headache. didn't wayne brady sing it?
Posted by mss: [#12] [reply] [track] (in reply to #11)
( posted March 1, 2008 at 9:14 PM ) (from campus)
I don't know, but the weekenders suck!
Posted by i love this post: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted March 3, 2008 at 11:49 PM )
hey arnold was teh best w/mr. ngyun and his pig wilbur and helga's overdramatic columbia undergradesque writings...also geraldsfield. awesome.

doug was hilariously sad because while others were getting some in high school, his entire buildup was to a senior year kiss
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