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We received many submissions in our first annual Mii-creation contest. The following represent the top of the class. Show your support by announcing your favorite in the comments. Winner gets to make a Mii of themselves for a Bwog post with the of title "CHAMPION."

Representing SEAS: Associate Dean/reported life-ruiner Jack McGourty

Bwog's (intellectual?) crush, English Professor Bruce Robbins

Soccer-enthusiast and economics lecturer Sunil Gulati

Roaree, the vaguely mirthful mascot

Columbia bonne homme Jeff Julian

Avian internet sensation Hawkmadinejad

Ahmadinejad inviting history professor Richard Bulliet

Post-colonial theorist and serious person Gayatri Spivak

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March 8, 2008 @ 5:16 PM | Comments 29 comments | Add comment Post a comment | Link to this article | | Email this post | Share on Facebook

Posted by Gulati: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:21 PM ) (from campus)
Hands-down. McGourty second.
Posted by cupcake and friend: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:29 PM ) (from campus)
helfand is completely off.
Posted by XJE: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:30 PM ) (from campus)
Hey Bwog, the second-last Mii is Bulliet, not Helfand.
Posted by yeah! : [#4] [reply] [track] (in reply to #3)
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:34 PM )
it actually looks quite a bit like Bulliet! fix it!
Posted by Gulati: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:37 PM ) (from campus)
Jeffery Julian second-place
Posted by Alex Wienberg: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:43 PM )
screw jeff Julian and fuck the jester.
Posted by DHI: [#7] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:53 PM ) (from campus)
Fuck Hillary Clinton.
Posted by .....: [#8] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:53 PM )
gulati DEFINITELY wins.

bruce robbins looks nothing like bruce.
Posted by i think : [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 5:59 PM ) (from campus)
that the Richard Bulliet Wii is mislabled as Helfand.
Posted by GULATI: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 6:07 PM ) (from campus)
well played
Posted by Hawkmadinejad : [#11] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 6:23 PM )
with the human victim.
Posted by hmm: [#12] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM ) (from campus)
1) gulati

2) hawkmadinejad
Posted by mcgourty: [#13] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 7:24 PM ) (from campus)
narrowly takes it over gulati
Posted by bwog: [#14] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 7:25 PM ) (from campus)
you ought to put pictures up of the actual professors for comparison. i haven't had a class with any of these people.
Posted by GULATIIIIII: [#15] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM ) (from campus)
gulati.
Posted by emilyw: [#16] [reply] [track] (in reply to #6)
( posted March 8, 2008 at 7:45 PM ) (from campus)
see if you were really alex weinberg you would be able to spell your own last name right. you have fooled no one.
Posted by McGourty: [#17] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 9:03 PM ) (from campus)
But only if the Mii is revised to have his eyes half closed in true McGourty fashion.
Posted by Gulati: [#18] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM ) (from campus)
fo' shiz.
Posted by DIsco: [#19] [reply] [track] (in reply to #16)
( posted March 8, 2008 at 9:44 PM )
You're probably Weinberg himself. I'm gonna go publish a lame magazine that nobody can fucking read. HA HA 9/11. tool
Posted by seas '9: [#20] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 10:23 PM ) (from campus)
McGourty is the clear winner!
Posted by mlt: [#21] [reply] [track]
( posted March 8, 2008 at 11:33 PM ) (from campus)
definitely gulati, the head size to body size ratio is perfect.
Posted by McGourty: [#22] [reply] [track]
( posted March 9, 2008 at 4:21 AM )
Hands down.
Posted by DHI: [#23] [reply] [track] (in reply to #19)
( posted March 9, 2008 at 4:22 AM ) (from campus)
Oh you mad cause Obama's stylin on your candidate.
Posted by alexw: [#24] [reply] [track] (in reply to #19)
( posted March 9, 2008 at 5:01 AM ) (from campus)
[ external link to bp3.blogger.com ]

DEAL WITH IT
Posted by GULATI: [#25] [reply] [track]
( posted March 9, 2008 at 10:42 AM ) (from campus)
If the contest is about accuracy, GULATI WINS
Posted by woh: [#26] [reply] [track]
( posted March 9, 2008 at 12:09 PM ) (from campus)
hawkmadinejad = awesome
Posted by hahaha: [#27] [reply] [track]
( posted March 9, 2008 at 12:49 PM ) (from campus)
GULATI BY FAR. it looks exactly like him!
Posted by psh: [#28] [reply] [track]
( posted March 9, 2008 at 1:28 PM ) (from campus)
That looks nothing like Jeff Julian
Posted by God: [#29] [reply] [track] (in reply to #28)
( posted March 9, 2008 at 3:42 PM ) (from campus)
Jeff Julian was created in my image. How dare you disparage the almighty.
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