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Barnard Fire Safety bribes students to sit through a fire safety video with an iPod nano drawing.



If Barnard girls can't put scarves on lamps for mood lighting or light candles, how will they ever find boyfriends?
More importantly, what genius heats up a pizza in the oven while it's still in the cardboard box?

Posted by lame: [#1] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 4:27 PM )
"If Barnard girls can't put scarves on lamps for mood lighting or light candles, how will they ever find boyfriends? "

weeeeeak
Posted by this: [#2] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 5:10 PM )
guy is amazing. this video just made my day. i feel so much safer now.
Posted by ...: [#3] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 5:53 PM )
what's with bwog's pathetic barnard insults lately?
Posted by meee: [#4] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 6:17 PM )
"Barnard Fire Safety bribes students to sit through a fire safety video with an iPod nano drawing."

To suffer through that video, I'd want more than just a drawing of an iPod nano... I'd want the real thing.
Posted by the oven: [#5] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 6:48 PM )
You're supposed to put the pizza in the oven when it's in the cardboard box to keep it warm. Just on a very low temperature.
Posted by umm: [#6] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 6:55 PM )
can I get a iPod nano if I'm a Columbia College student? I'm female and say that I go to Columbia so I pretty much count as Barnard, right?
Posted by um you guys: [#7] [reply] [track]
( posted October 11, 2007 at 7:52 PM )
That is not a drawing of an Ipod nano. It is an Ipod nano. Make the correction!
Posted by Stephen: [#8] [reply] [track] (in reply to #7)
( posted October 11, 2007 at 9:12 PM )
COME ON! a drawing for, you know, a random giveaway... not a picture...
Posted by reminds me of: [#9] [reply] [track]
( posted October 12, 2007 at 10:38 AM )
dax flame?
Posted by Chapman: [#10] [reply] [track]
( posted October 12, 2007 at 1:44 PM )
We Barnard women are so lucky to have high and mighty Columbia students to put us in our place. It's lovely to always be reminded of your superior intelligence, not to mention maturity.
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