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The Case of the Missing Spicy Chicken: Part II
A couple weeks ago, Bwog reported on the sudden and upsetting disappearance of JJ's spicy chicken. However, inside sources revealed that the finest culinary delight Columbia has to offer has been reintroduced to the menu of JJ's.

That's right. Spicy Chicken is back.

Reduced to a humble cafeteria by the loss of the famed dish, the reappearance may allow JJ's to reclaim its gastronomic renown amongst connoisseurs of haute poulet.

Tony Hall, General Manager of Columbia Dining Services, said a new JJ's manager cut the Spicy Chicken in an attempt to streamline inventory. This culinary Prometheus attempted to synthesize the glory of the Spicy Chicken with a profane combination of Seasoned Chicken and hot sauce.

Students were not impressed, and after a variety of petitions, the humbled manager bowed to popular will.

- Joe Meyers

See also: Jjs, Mystery

Posted by Retards: #1 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 6:24 PM
Did they really think seasoned chicken and hot sauce could cut it? You're kidding right?

Dining (and Housing) need to be shot.
Posted by Now: #2 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 6:33 PM
Just bring back curly fries.
Posted by EAL: #3 (in reply to #2) · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Better yet, BRING BACK THE WAFFLE FRIES! Every time I got those reminded me of Chick-fil-A...ah, I miss the South.
Posted by sick: #4 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 7:05 PM
im so sick of these fat white dudes in sandals and backwards baseball caps who give pounds only to the black workers at JJs because it is their brief moment of being cool and urban in front of their fat white boyfriends
Posted by yeah: #5 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 8:15 PM
none of those thick crinkle cut fries... ew. bring back the waffle fries!
Posted by FINALLY: #6 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM
I CAN GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP!
Posted by it's all about: #7 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 8:37 PM
hot sauce and peanut butter... mix them together, put them on chicken, your worldview rearranged.
Posted by hunh: #8 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 8:58 PM
an attempt to streamline inventory?

JJs has inventory?
Posted by "haute poulet": #9 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 9:51 PM
HIGH chicken is right...
Posted by please: #10 · reply · track
October 2, 2007 at 11:43 PM
i've been doing regular strips and hot sauce for years. you get more chicken that way.
Posted by Poulet por favor: #11 · reply · track
October 3, 2007 at 10:19 AM
I still can't quite figure out how they decided to stick with seasoned in the first place. A)THEY ARENT ACTUALLY SEASONED AT ALL and B) uber dry and gross. Spicy and Regular were definitely the top two.
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