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The Hawkmadinebwog: The Violent Beginnings

We've noticed, dear avian enthusiasts, that photos and sightings of Hawkmadinejad—not to mention our other new friends Nathaniel, Pale Male and Goose Robbins—have constituted about 90% of tips we've received. Therefore, in the spirit of reader involvement and instant gratification, we are proud to launch the Hawkmadinebwog, a round-the-clock Columbia bird-related news network.

Our hero, photographed mere minutes ago. By Charlene J. Lee


Posted by leonidas: #1 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 5:50 PM (from campus)
this is sparta!
Posted by so delightfully: #2 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 5:51 PM (from campus)
natural.
Posted by yeshhhhhh: #3 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 5:56 PM (from campus)
awlsome!
Posted by yo!: #4 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 6:06 PM (from campus)
dont forget the morningside park turkey! that's an important local bird!
Posted by i hope: #5 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 6:31 PM (from campus)
Hawkmadinejad goes to town on Columbia's rats -- that'd be awesome.

also, what do you suppose maintenance will do with the partially-eaten carcasses that h-jad will undoubtedly leave around campus?

ps. h-jad should become the new way of quickly reffering to him.
Posted by and!: #6 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 6:55 PM
as long as we're on a bird kick, don't forget the TWO PEACOCKS that live on the St. John grounds!!!
Posted by MIP: #7 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 7:17 PM (from campus)
Goose Robbins!?
Posted by tell me: #8 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 7:30 PM (from campus)
why is there no Hawkmadinejad facebook group?
Posted by Great: #9 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 7:52 PM
Very exciting.
Posted by HAWKMADINEJAD: #10 · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 8:13 PM (from campus)
IM IN UR CAMPUS, EATIN UR SQUIRLZ
Posted by HAWKMADINEJAD: #11 (in reply to #10) · reply · track
March 9, 2008 at 9:34 PM (from campus)
IM IN UR SRUIRLZ, EATIN THEIR SWEET INSIDEZ
Posted by For the record: #12 · reply · track
March 10, 2008 at 1:38 AM (from campus)
If the hawk was eating a puppy, you would not be cheering.
Posted by alexw: #13 (in reply to #12) · reply · track
March 10, 2008 at 2:02 AM (from campus)
Don't tell me which animals I do and do not hate. (All and none, respectively)
Posted by For the record:: #14 · reply · track
March 10, 2008 at 3:55 AM (from campus)
This is beautiful.
Posted by roar hawk roar: #15 (in reply to #12) · reply · track
March 10, 2008 at 2:28 PM (from campus)
I want to see h-j eat an UES puppy!
Posted by Girl: #16 · reply · track
March 11, 2008 at 4:14 AM (from campus)
awww no not puppies!!!!! ...I want a puppy. RUN MY SWEETS SEEK SHELTER
Posted by !!!: #17 · reply · track
November 10, 2008 at 4:39 PM (from campus)
eat your heart out
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