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The Well's Gone Dry
This is for a very narrow section of the population, namely for those of you bored in class, reading Bwog, and contemplating a shower on your return to your dorm in EC. Tough luck. There will be no running water in EC for an indefinite period of time. The reason? Only the delightfully intriguing "emergency repairs" was given.

Posted by ouch: #1 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 10:46 AM (from campus)
poor EC residents...shady elevators...no hot water...its like theyre returning to the dark ages!
Posted by Anonymous: #2 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 10:53 AM (from campus)
Hahahaha, SUCK IT EC! FEEL THE PAIN OF LAST YEAR'S WEIN.
Posted by coogan: #3 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 10:57 AM (from campus)
My pun:

Why did Alma Mater get to keep public domain on the Manhattanville discussions?

Real Estate DROUGHT!
Posted by ___: #4 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 11:23 AM (from campus)
This university FUCKING SUCKS. I should have gone elsewhere... but I guess that's just the story of the typical Columbia student.
Posted by that sucks: #5 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 11:37 AM (from campus)
Since one can assume that part of the fee we pay for housing is for utilities, can the EC residents expect compensation? It seems like a problem this big occurs through negligence of the landlord/building owner. I think that the people affected should push to be partially reimbursed for the inconvenience.
Posted by damn: #6 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM (from campus)
that kinda sucks. i feel sorry for you guys.
Posted by EC.: #7 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 12:43 PM (from campus)
As far as I know, the water is back on, at least as of 12. Enjoy.
Posted by Get over yourself...: #8 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 1:02 PM (from campus)
"'This university FUCKING SUCKS. I should have gone elsewhere... but I guess that's just the story of the typical Columbia student.'" -#4

Yea, because the typical Columbia student is a jackass... go take your spoiled pretentious self elsewhere if you don't like it, lord knows this campus would be a much better place without you.
Posted by well,: #9 (in reply to #8) · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 1:28 PM (from campus)
I don't think it is unreasonable to expect that a major university could provide running water, pest control, and classrooms are big enough to hold the students in a class, but I might just be feeling entitled. I'm sorry, I'll just go back home and appreciate my box underneath the west side highway. The Hudson hasn't let me down yet for running water.
Posted by Anonymous: #10 (in reply to #9) · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 1:49 PM (from campus)
sorry you had to go 6 whole hours without hot water (just in your dorm, you could still go to the gym or something if you desperately needed a shower)

The only reason this is getting attention is because it happened in EC, where a ton of whiny bitches with a sense of entitlement live. When it happened in Wein, it passed without so much as a word.
Posted by apologies: #11 (in reply to #10) · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 2:18 PM (from campus)
Having lived in a 90 sqft single in wein that leaked shower water through the ceiling last year, I will indulge in the publicity where I can get it. If it happens to be in the dorm that I currently live in, so be it.
Posted by gross but : #12 · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 2:27 PM (from campus)
how about talking about how NONE OF THE BATHROOMS IN SCHAPIRO HAD SOAP DISPENSERS FOR THE LAST WEEK. this means that many sophomores you may have touched over the past week hadn't washed their hands. staph infection anyone? columbia housing is rouuuugh
Posted by sheesh: #13 (in reply to #12) · reply · track
February 7, 2008 at 4:08 PM (from campus)
just sterilize your hands with semen before you go out, like every other normal person.
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