The Bwog
Valentine's Day Contest

Like it or not (and you probably don't), the unstoppable frustrated mess that is Valentine's Day is fast approaching. And with it, bags of pink and pretty candy have already hit stores. The most iconic mid-February sweet is perhaps the Candy Heart, the mostly gross and chalky tiny hearts with zeitgeist-y sayings like "Page Me" and "You + Me 4ever" on them.

Bwog's interested in what phrase (twenty characters or less) you would choose to put on a Candy Heart. Email bwog@columbia.edu with as many suggestions as you want by February 13th at 11:59 PM. We'll post the best and then vote. The winner will receive a Valentine's Day treat and will be successful in all their romantic endeavors this year.


Posted by Anonymous: #1 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 2:11 PM (from campus)
"Eat My Gigantic Dick"

It works on at least three levels.
Posted by VD Day: #2 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 2:18 PM (from campus)
Just the tip promise

This isn't GHB ;)

This IS GHB ;)

I did your mom

... and your dad ...

Your sister's hot

My sis is hotter.

Posted by Anonymous: #3 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 2:42 PM
super poke
Posted by The Unnamable: #4 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 3:05 PM
The other side of the "I CAN'T GO ON" heart should say "I'LL GO ON."
Posted by i think: #5 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 3:26 PM (from campus)
zeitgeist-ish.
Posted by Hehe: #6 (in reply to #4) · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 3:48 PM (from campus)
Got it!
Posted by how about: #7 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 4:24 PM (from campus)
U SUCK
Posted by what did one: #8 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 4:24 PM (from campus)
chemistry major say to the other on Feb. 14th?

Wanna be my valence-tine?
Posted by that was: #9 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 4:39 PM (from campus)
so weak, bwog punster.
Posted by What did: #10 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 4:44 PM (from campus)
one Chinese infantryman say to the in the Sino-Japanese War on February 14th, 1895?

General Nozu Michitsura's 5th Provincial Division has taken the Liaodong Peninsula and is currently marching towards Weihaiwei. We will surely die.

Posted by Moran: #11 (in reply to #10) · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 5:06 PM
Ah, the original "Saint Valentine's Day Massacre."
Posted by sloshy: #12 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM (from campus)
"Earwig Honey and Bone Meal"
Posted by cc08: #13 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 7:44 PM (from campus)
"anal tonite?"
Posted by Anonymous: #14 · reply · track
February 11, 2008 at 11:13 PM (from campus)
Stir in Drink

;)

()
Posted by Exactly Twenty: #15 · reply · track
February 12, 2008 at 2:07 AM (from campus)
This year, ass to mouth?
Posted by better: #16 (in reply to #13) · reply · track
February 12, 2008 at 9:48 AM (from campus)
anal 2nite?
Posted by assman: #17 · reply · track
February 12, 2008 at 10:33 AM (from campus)
I think I detect a theme...
Posted by true: #18 (in reply to #16) · reply · track
February 12, 2008 at 3:01 PM (from campus)
that is better
Posted by LOL: #19 (in reply to #16) · reply · track
February 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM
I vote for "anal 2nite" to be the winner. Absolutely stellar.
Posted by my idea: #20 · reply · track
February 13, 2008 at 2:47 AM (from campus)
))((
Posted by that should be: #21 (in reply to #20) · reply · track
February 13, 2008 at 2:47 AM (from campus)
))< >((
Posted by another....: #22 · reply · track
February 13, 2008 at 7:16 PM
HERPES IS 4EVER

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