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Who said the lives of Ivy League kids are lacking in substance(s)?

For anyone who's spent any time at Columbia beyond Days on Campus or a guided tour, this article says nothing new. The Arkansas kid who claims that Adderall users are "nonstinky," however, has clearly not been in an environment (read: Butler) where a thousand souls are pulling their second all-nighters with the aid of their favorite speed-like substance. As we know, those kids get funky.

But wait! Columbia kids also use happy little pills for another noble purpose: to combat the unpleasant warning-sign side-effects of drinking! Here we find OTC methods to deal with "the Asian sensation, Asian explosion, Asian flush and Asian blush." And a posh snap-shot of Calvin Sun.

See also: Alcohol, Butler, Drugs

Posted by Oh snap: #1 · reply · track
July 13, 2007 at 1:22 PM
That muthafucka be red as a muthafucka. Too bad he's not short, or he'd be a red-dwarf star (get it? SUN? Oh the levels!).
Posted by Asian bush: #2 · reply · track
July 13, 2007 at 6:33 PM
I thought you said Asian Bush, not Asian blush. I thought the accepted term was 'Asian Red Face'??
Posted by i thought: #3 · reply · track
July 13, 2007 at 9:46 PM
it was asian sensasian, asian explasian, et cetera. OR DID YOU MISS THE LAST INVASIAN, BWOG?
Posted by oh dear: #4 (in reply to #1) · reply · track
July 14, 2007 at 12:23 AM
that was a lot of pun.

It appears as though even Asian Enzymes are overachievers, since they're oxidizing too quickly and all.
Posted by great: #5 · reply · track
July 14, 2007 at 12:25 AM
Wow that was a great piece of journalism guys. Sun is mentioned in the middle without ever being introduced? (Does he ever need an introduction?)
Posted by asian alcoholic: #6 · reply · track
July 14, 2007 at 12:57 AM
live fast, die young, leave behind a really embarrassed looking corpse
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