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If you've been a little sour on dear Alma Mater lately, an anonymous Bwog informant has just stumbled upon something to restore your faith in your degree and your Columbia.

This gal's a CU grad -- just like many of you! (Go Lions!) She majored in Anthropology. And also like many of you, she loves to just gab away on the telephone, except her telephone conversations are infinitely more lucrative and sexy (?) than yours:

"Men call me for an infinity of reasons. Of course, they call to masturbate. I call it 'Executive Stress Relief.' It's not sex; it's a cocktail of testosterone, fueled by addiction to pornography, loneliness, and the need to hear a woman's voice."

See? Plus, there's hope for those of you questioning the worth of your English/Anthro/Philosophy/Comp. Lit. degree:

"I make twice the money I made in the corporate world. I work from home, the money transfers into my bank account daily. I'm Scheherezade: If I don't tell stories that fascinate the Pasha, he will kill me in the morning."

Ha! Hear that econ. majors? Twice the money and 100% more phone sex.

See also: "executive Stress Relief", #, Alumni, Alums Who Make Us Proud, Money, The Joys Of Anonymity, The Telephone

June 12, 2008 @ 10:31 AM | Comments 24 comments | Add comment Post a comment | Link to this article | | | Share on Facebook

Posted by Well: #1 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Since she is 65, she was either GS or Barnard.
Posted by Math: #2 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Dear Bwog,

Twice as much and 100% more mean the same thing.

Posted by Why, Bwog: #3 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 11:58 AM (from campus)
Why would you EVER post this??? My eyes are bleeding. MY EYES ARE FRIGGIN BLEEDING!!!
Posted by Look: #4 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Look at the whole gallery; it's actually kinda neat.
Posted by Hmmm: #5 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Eye Bleach!!!! Stat!

But seriously, one of the girls was surprisingly cute. The one getting all existential on phone sex.
Posted by Spoonful of sugar: #6 (in reply to #2) · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 1:12 PM
You're just a bitter econ major aren't you?
Posted by yea: #7 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 1:34 PM
although i don't usually use the 'but he/she' didn't go to columbia college' i will invoke it in this case. not because i judge phone sex, but that lady chose an unflattering outfit/ pose. she fancies herself a mrs. robinson, but as a new college graduate myself i would totally not hit that.
Posted by Hey: #8 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 4:47 PM
The "fi" ligature in "infinity" doesn't show up in my RSS feed. Just thought you should know.
Posted by spike lee : #9 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 6:14 PM
made me believe all of these women should look like theresa randle.

bastard
Posted by oh come on...: #10 (in reply to #7) · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 6:32 PM
"that lady chose an unflattering outfit/ pose"?

the artist who put the book together that this came from is a photographer... i doubt this lady posed herself entirely... you're gona use your use your 'but he/she' didn't go to columbia college' card on that? there are so many more "columbia" students that i find much more embarrassing than her...
Posted by yeah: #11 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 7:57 PM
I agree. Since when did CC become a certificate for good looks?
Posted by hmmm: #12 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 8:03 PM
interesting post, Bwog. way to keep an eye out for interesting alumni.
Posted by i just: #13 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 8:32 PM
soiled myself. Phone sex: one more thing to add to my "do not do" list.
Posted by Font lover: #14 (in reply to #8) · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 8:57 PM
That's because your RSS reader is displaying the post in a font that doesn't have ligatures. Change the font in your reader (if you can) to whichever one in the following family (from the Bwog CSS page) gets used in your browser and you'll have ligatures:

font-family: 'Adobe Caslon Regular', 'Adobe Caslon Reg SC', 'Adobe Caslon Regular Alternate', 'Adobe Caslon Reg', Caslon, 'Adobe Garamond', 'Garamond ITC', Garamond, Georgia, 'Times New Roman', sans-serif;

Posted by Thanks: #15 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 9:06 PM (from campus)
but I'd rather work in the "corporate world". As a cultural anthropology major (does such a thing exist?) and a phone expert, she was probably referring to the receptionist's position.
Posted by wooooooooo: #16 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM
dayum look at those sexy gams.
Posted by I love fonts too: #17 (in reply to #14) · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 10:14 PM
I'm using Google Reader on my iGoogle homepage. Anyway I was just pointing it out because that problem has never happened before. I'm guessing they got the text from a Word or Apple Pages document where the ligatures were automatically put in, and it was copied and pasted onto the Bwog entry. I've seen ligatures mess up a PowerPoint presentation made on a Mac but played on a PC, it wasn't pretty.
Posted by i am : #18 · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 10:48 PM
going to keep believing that one of the olsen twins answers my phone sex calls thank you very much.
Posted by uhh: #19 (in reply to #18) · reply · track
June 12, 2008 at 11:40 PM
the olsen twins? ok...
Posted by macaulay: #20 · reply · track
June 13, 2008 at 1:16 AM
buzz's girlfriend, woof!
Posted by that's: #21 (in reply to #18) · reply · track
June 13, 2008 at 3:54 AM
hot!
Posted by EAL: #22 (in reply to #20) · reply · track
June 13, 2008 at 8:09 AM (from campus)
A Home Alone allusion! Well done!

Yes, I agree that this was most disturbing.
Posted by ZvS: #23 (in reply to #17) · reply · track
June 13, 2008 at 7:26 PM
Hmmm... I've now retired from webmaster, but this is pretty interesting... because there's no ligature in the HTML source!

That said, I use Google Reader to keep up with Bwog and it's wrong for me too. How odd.
Posted by oriental tales: #24 · reply · track
June 21, 2008 at 12:02 AM
hahahaha..."I'm Scheherezade"
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