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Columbia's medical researchers are provoking helpless panic across the country today, but word is, it's good for your cardiovascular health. Scientists here have upended some traditionally accepted wisdom and are now arguing (in some cases) against CT scans and abstinence. Just one more thing to worry about for two of the most lamentable at-risk populations: people who are sick but can't figure out why and 23-year-old virgins!

And in news related to Columbia only through the related post list on the second page linked above: for all you kids who were thinking of giving up sex because you could only think of 236 reasons to keep at it!


Bwog has never done this before—Bwog has never heard anything quite so appalling, ever. Some gossip is sweet and innocent. Some gossip is so awful you wish you had never heard it (and we will give you that option). And some gossip redeems. We only wish that the three items following formed a real progression and not just a chronological one.

flashlight~2:30 PM, Thursday; three girls sitting in Milbank:
Girl 1: Hey, how's your new flashlight working out?
Girl 2: [Holds flashlight up.] I love it; it's so great.
Girl 3: You guys have flashlights? Oh my God, I LOVE flashlights! [She then rummages through her bag and pulls out a flashlight.]

Warning for virgin eyes: do not proceed past the jump unless you don't mind seeing terrible things.


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