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shockedWell, it finally happened: CTV has realized how to attract viewers. A post on today's IvyLeak reports that, last night, at 10:45 PM, our traditionally unwatched television network aired a five-minute clip of hardcore anal sex as part of the show Sexiled. There was heavy breathing, there were hand-held cameras, and, for the first time in the network's history, Columbia students couldn't pry themselves away from CTV.

Meanwhile, now that they have realized that there actually is no censorship at CTV, the creative giants behind The Gates are hard at work revising their scripts.

See also: Anal Sex, Ctv

Striding across College Walk, Bwog correspondent Gautam Hans sighted the Blood Drive Van and made this keen observation:

"Although the Red Cross and other blood donation agencies are famous for not allowing men who've had anal sex with other men to donate (due to FDA regulations), some staff member was either being sly or not thinking when putting a sign on the front of the van reading "PLEASE ENTER THROUGH THE BACK DOOR." Looks like the van itself is less picky than the organization that runs it."

Entirely independently, tipster Peter Mende-Siedlecki sent us this news of sexual subliminal messaging. It's everywhere!

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