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This is a horrible, horrible limerick. Think you can do better (re: worse)? Email bwog@columbia.edu by Sunday at midnight, (that's the minute after 11:59 on Sunday). Special prizes TBA!


The Philolexian Society's 21st Annual Alfred Joyce Kilmer Memorial Bad Poetry Contest announced their winners! The winning poem goes to "Psalm" by Yonah Lemonik, CC '08 and the first runner's up goes to "Leftovers" by Jonah Bloch-Johnson CC '08 (as "Phillip Hutchinson") and Phyllis Ma CC '09.

Since Bwog is in the mood for wishing hearty Congratulations (and using too many exclamation points), Congratulations to Yonah, Jonah, and Phyllis! Your bad verse is an inspiration!

Thanks to Raza for the tip!

Read the poems after the jump.


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