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From the Barnard Theatre Department listserve comes this invitation from Christina Myers, the director of yet another campus production of The Vagina Monologues:

"So far, the rehearsals have been a blast and the show has a fresh and different presentation this year. Unfortunately, one of our talented cast members was hired by a theater company out of state to star in Romeo and Juliette. We now need to fill the role of 'My Vagina was My Village', a dramatic piece about a Bosnian war victim. I have attached the monologue."

Bwog couldn't resist taking a peak at the script, but it hasn't been quite sure what to say since. The opening reads, uh, pastoral enough:

"My vagina was green, water soft pink fields, cow mooing sun resting sweet boyfriend touching lightly with soft piece of blonde straw."

After that it gets a bit more...grizzly. And literal. Then somewhat metaphorical. Then very, very literal again. The entire scene is reproduced below the jump...if you're titillated by this sort of thing and feel you have what it takes to audition for the part of the aforementioned Bosnian, contact Christina at chrimye (at) gmail.com. The performances will be Feb. 13th, 14th, and 16th, the tech rehearsals, Feb. 8th and 9th.


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