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Exclusion Suite Revisited
It's been a long time since Bwog last checked in with the kids of Exclusion Suite, this year's answer to the campy and wonderful Gates. Episode two was released mid-May, but Bwog, in our efforts to escape the offensively unfriendly heat, just got around to watching it.

Exclusion Suite episode two begins with an acoustic version of Phantom Planet's "California," a sly nod towards a certain other teen melodrama. (Those who closely follow ES will note that this is the show's second allusion to The OC, following last episode's painful "Welcome to the EC, bitch!") The plotlines for the episode are established within the first five minutes: Simon (Michael Galante), the one with the guitar and the chords to Phantom Planet overhears Brooke (Alice Hu) singing and asks her to join his band. Meanwhile, in 212, Natalie (S. Alex Kudroff) and Greg (Joe Cummings) have a realistically awkward and loud screaming match ("I lied when I said I liked that thing you did with your tongue!") about their previous liason. Natalie eventually storms off to Hamdel.

Brooke and Simon invite the gang to their gig at ADP. ES's attempt at capturing the incoherency and casualness of party/bar banter has historically been the show's weak point, and the concert scene is no exception. Luckily, the plot takes a genuinely welcome and unexpected turn as Rob (PJ Berg) and the cute bartender come to the conclusion that they were in the same Frontiers class and begin to flirt. "I hit my limit with calculus," the bartender tells Rob. But unlike most of the scene's dialogue, there's self-awareness during the delivery of the dorky and adorable pun, and instead of cringing at the script's self-seriousness, it becomes one of the truest moments in the show's two episode run.

The Sound of Music
For careful listeners, the best soundtrack on campus is the rotation of Vampire Weekend, Radiohead and other indie darlings at Cafe 212. Bwog cultural correspondent Merrell Hambleton sits down with the man behind the mix.

I find Café 212 manager Robert Bell working to hang up two small bulletin boards. "I'm actually doing something with the music," he says. "The music" he's referring to is precisely the reason for our meeting—Bell, tall with longish brown hair, dark framed glasses, and a neatly trimmed chinstrap, has earned a reputation in his year at Columbia for playing some non-traditional Muzak. In fact, its not Muzak at all, it's actually, well, good. If you're haunted by memories of 212's old soundtrack, you'll likely be pleased to hear the likes of Radiohead, Cat Power or the of-late-ubiquitous Vampire Weekend while you wait in the sandwich line.

So what prompted Bell to buck the trend of non-descript instrumental world music and hit-or-miss pop (read: Ferris Booth)? The Virginia native moved to New York (Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, to be specific) in 2004, where he first "got excited by working with food" while working at an Au Bon Pain branch. But chain stores don't offer a whole lot of flexibility. According to Bell, "One thing that really bothered me... was they had this Frank Sinatra thing going on. They had it very carefully orchestrated, so in Hong Kong they had an Au Bon Pain that was also playing Frank Sinatra at 8 AM."

212: 2 Expensive

In light of yesterday's startling revelation about the $1.59 price tag on a Hershey's bar, Bwog decided to do a little comparative shopping.

The same Hershey bar can be purchased for just 75 cents at the kiosk on 116th and Broadway. In fact, while candy prices at 212 skyrocket upwards of $2 for Reese's candy hearts, prices are stable at the kiosk, where all candy is just 75 cents. Gum also retails for $1.25 at the kiosk and $1.49 at 212.

On the ethnic food front, a California Roll at 212 is $5.99 and a Spicy Shrimp Roll will set you back an unbelievable $6.79. The same rolls at m2m go for $3.50 and $4.50, respectively. 212's bubble teas are also roughly the same prices as Swish's.

Orange juice proves the most egregiously over-priced 212 item. A 15 fl. oz. bottle of OJ is $2.25, while at Morton Williams it's just $1.59. In fact, a 64 fl. oz. bottle of Tropicana OJ at MoWi is only $3.99—that's 6.2 cents an ounce. At 212 you're paying 15 cents/an ounce.

UPDATE 1:39 PM: Brownies, (the Avery basement cafe), has reportedly raised most of their sandwich prices by a dollar, a tipster reports.


IDK, my BFF Candy?

This sign was spotted atop the muffin display case in Cafe 212.

Coming soon: a crumpled piece of notebook paper tacked up next to the sandwich menu, reading, "Do u like me? Check box yes or no. Luv, Turkey."

Read more: Cafe 212, Candy, Love

Hats Off to 212

Bwog heard through the grapevine that some of the employees at 212 have asked familiar faces for a most unusual favor: to write Dining Services an e-mail requesting that the Chef's-Hat-Required policy be nixed.

We think this a worthy cause, and if you do too, shoot the Dining mandarins an e-mail at eats@columbia.edu. It'll take just a second and will do wonders for your karma.


212 Goes Spiritual
At about 12:45, all 70+ students lunching in a packed Cafe 212 were treated to a soaring gospel rendition over the loudspeakers of "Jesus Loves the Little Children," a favorite with Sunday Schools the world over. Basically, the only words are a repeated loop of "yes, Jesus loves me, the Bible tells me so."

Probably not the same Muzak they play in Cafe Nana.


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