We just posted about nominating your favorite political figures, writers, scientists and members of Vampire Weekend for this year's Columbia College Class Day speaker.

If you're unsure of whom to pick, Bwog's put together a quick list of people we'd think would be good choices. Feel free to argue with us or suggest your own nominees in the comments.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, empress of jurisprudence, Supreme Court resident, and Law grad

Dean of Yale School of Architecture/designer of fanciest apartment building in the city Robert A.M. Stern

Multilingual intellectual and literary critic Jacques Barzun

The New Republic's longtime literary editor Leon Wieseltier

The Class Council of the Columbia College graduating class of 2009 is urging that all seniors submit nominations for this year's Class Day Speaker. Using your nominations, the council members will present a "wish list" to Quigley, who will then invite those 5-8 possible speakers.

This is all of course assuming that there are more than 5 names submitted for a list that Bwog predicts will be 99% "Barack Obama" and maybe a "Matthew Fox encore!" thrown in semi-ironically.


lerner pubClass of 2009, you have officially reached the point at which the school will buy you a Bud Light--and all it asks in return is that you please, please hang out with the rest of your class. In Lerner Party Space. With faint music playing on someone's iPod speakers.

By mixing you together with moderate amounts of alcohol and an atmospheric disco ball--a ritual known as Lerner Pub, tonight and for many Thursdays hereafter--Columbia hopes to forge you into a unified body that will scream itself hoarse at graduation and fondly remember Alma when those first big checks come rolling in. You will start by realizing how many of those people you don't know, how many you once knew and decided you didn't like, how many you knew peripherally but will never really become friends with.


Spec is only running Monday and Wednesday on this sunny, gloriously action-packed midterm week. So in the absence of our usual morning recap, we present this motley roundup of completely unrelated miscellany...

  • roundupBehold the latest email from the CC '09 class council, proving to seniors, perhaps, that they don't have it so bad. The missive begins by observing "Wollstonecraft is a hotty," and quickly goes downhill. A section titled "Free Food Just Doesn't Get Any Freer" describes the purchase and movement of the Broadway farmer's market a few meters inside, to Lerner. To wit, soon will be your "Last Chance to SEXIFY" the student center. Add an announcement for a campus group J. Sachs project called GROCC, at least three misspellings, four instances of triple exclamation points, and three announcements copied and pasted from other emails. Coda? "BEST OF LUCK ON THE MIDDIES". Beware, sophomores - it's never too early to start worrying about Class Day.

  • You've probably only visited if you've taken the English department's seminar on children's literature, or if you're a GS student with a full house. The rest of us, apparently, are missing out: Bank Street Bookstore was recently named by New York magazine as the best indie book vendor (well, for kids) in town. Come to think of it, where else would you find a place featuring picture books in Urdu, Vietnamese, and Bengali - not to mention an edition of "Winnie the Pooh"...in Latin?

  • Material on college sex finally running thin, the Daily News calls out Columbia students for throwing "narcissistic" parties. Which deadly sin will the tabloids tackle next week?

  • Meanwhile, Dartmouth students discover a new way to be bored...as if they needed it?

-CJS


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