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This week, it's all about the magic that happens at CUMC. And some other things.

Harry Potter would've turned out quite differently: a simple injection of testosterone cures "werewolf syndrome."

Brilliantly, we connected an inability to concentrate to an inability to concentrate.

When it comes to detecting rather than curing, all Columbia can do is weigh in on the subject. But, at least CU scientists agree that new technology is super-cool.

He mostly gave money to the Met Opera and such, but we were expecting money from him too. And he wasn't even hit by the financial crisis.

Personal empowerment meets Web 2.0. CU's going to help bring a bunch of moderately famous people together to discuss such delightful topics as "How To Build Transnational Social Movements Using New Technology."


More stuff you shouldn't have saved on a public computer.


This result of political justice is capitalism. Everyone benefits in the end. The US government shares the same view as the kallipolis when it comes to capitalism, since humans tend to "watch their back".

Many may take this as a purely negative aspect, shrapnel from the grenade of conquest and empire, but for any reader to be able to wrap their minds around this concept (native-via-Spanish), said reader will find many gems and jewels amongst the mountains of political, religious, and European understanding.



Along with many high hopes freshmen carry to their first weeks of college, one of the most promising seems to be the possibility of a new love life. Nonsense, you say—I was canoodling quite successfully in 5th grade! This is silly. Freshmen don't know how to do anything, much less mate. Fortunately, Bwog sexpert Andrea Gallardo has collected wisdom from many corners (ie: members of the Blue and White e-mail alias) to breathe hope into this jungle of hormonal dissonance.

datingSlow down. In this infamously nit-picky city where narcissism thrives, many prefer being single over being caught "settling." One respondent cautions: "You will hate / ignore your orientation friends within a month. Don't lie — you're just using them as seat-fillers at dinner so that you don't have to confront that nagging feeling of isolation. Therefore, it is in your best interest not to tell them any big secrets or to conceive any of their children."

Dump the sweetheart. If we can be sure of anything, it's that retaining a long-distance flame is always more work than it's worth. Lack of times and physical intimacy inhibit including someone far away into your immediate life. Writes one contributor: "It doesn't matter that your significant other at home is markedly more attractive than anyone you've yet seen at Columbia. Dump them."

See also: Dating, Diseases, Romance, Sex

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