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QuickSpec: The Key Quote Edition
Harlem affordable housing: "The sugar on a sour pie."

On asthma: "Ninety percent of time is spent indoors."

Director: What "nobody else had was my unique view about stuff."

Columnist: "we've been doing so much, trying so much, and experiencing so much."

Reporter: "It's clear that the Obama-Wright controversy rests on race."

Director, on the best aspects of her show: "Short."

QuickSpec: Out with the Old in with the New Edition

For SEAS Class Day speaker engineering is the new liberal arts.

FaCU, SGB funding meetings should be open to all.

The New Harlem, its a happening place.

The mayor of Brigadoon bids farewell.

Gandhi scholar to hang it up after 40 years of teaching the same course.

Jeffrey Sachs goes back to the future.


Strangers with Candie

It's a sad day for artists and art enthusiasts: Today marks the final day of existence for the Triple Candie Art Gallery on 126th. Triple Candie was once—and still is, until 5 PM today—home to some of Harlem's most promising young artists.

To commemorate its 7-year history, the gallery is featuring a retrospective of its life in the main show space.

No word yet on what will be moving into the Triple Candie's old home, but Bwog's bets are on a mediocre, over-priced Italian restaurant or perhaps some refurbished apartments.

Read more: Arts, Goodbye!, Harlem

About a Boycott

In which Bwog correspondent Alex Weinberg survives to tell the tale.

atlahA few weeks ago, I found a small postcard on 114th Street. It read "No Dew, Nor Rain / No Pain, No Gain: A Three Year Boycott of Harlem," and it explained that the Honorable James David Manning PhD, head of ATLAH World Missionary Church on 123rd Street, is calling for a boycott of his own neighborhood in order to save it from gentrification. Suffocating Harlem's businesses and forcing its people into homelessness will prevent it from being destroyed, according to a leap of logic that could only be advocated by a true man of God.

After perusing the website and watching some of his videos, I knew I had to witness the madness firsthand. Last Thursday night, I strolled to 123rd and Lenox for an open sermon about the boycott.

Let it be known that there is nothing like the sight of armed Black Panthers to remind you of your completely irrational fear of armed Black Panthers, several of whom had attended the event for the specific purposes of standing and looking angry. As I approached them, I imagined my poor Ma receiving my corpse in the mail. She would insist that I have a gravestone that reads "Alex Weinberg: shot in the mouth because he is a damn moron." There would be nobody to write this article, and there would be nobody to change my Facebook status to "dead."

Read more: Harlem

Restaurant Review: Uptown Juice Bar

In which Bwog freelancer Kate Linthicum discovers soul food that's actually good for your soul.

uptown juiceI've been a vegetarian since I was four, when my family's mischievous Labrador puppy attacked my pet hen. Her name was Pearl, and she was the softest, sweetest chicken in the whole world. I stopped eating meat the day I discovered her feathers strewn across the flowerbeds.

Morally, it was the right decision for me. Socially, it kind of sucked. Growing up, I always felt like an outsider at lunchtime, munching quietly on home-packed lunches of carrots and peanut butter sandwiches while the rest of the kids loaded up on chicken nuggets. I pretended to know why people went crazy for Happy Meals, sloppy joes and soul food, but I just couldn't relate.

But then I dined at Uptown Juice Bar, a little Harlem gem that specializes in vegetarian Caribbean fare. It's one of the only restaurants in New York that serves soul food that's actually good for your soul.

Since 1995 the Juice Bar has occupied a narrow storefront on 125th street between Lennox and Fifth Avenue. It's about a half hour walk from Columbia's campus. The restaurant is nestled next to a store that sells specialty wigs, and outside men with long dreads hawk reggae cds.

Read more: Harlem, Not Free Food

Church Hopping: Abyssinian to Shiloh
In which Bwog freelancer Catherine Chong attempts to find spirituality in tourist purgatory.

At 2:00 AM last night, I set my alarm clock to wake me up at the obscene hour of 7:30 AM. The next morning, I was going to church. Specifically, I had two churches in mind. The first is the most famous church in Harlem, the Abyssinian Church on West 138th Street, and the second, Mother African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church, was the first black church in the area and is only one block down from the former.

Under the impression that services started at 10 AM, I left around 9 AM and got to 137th Street and Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd an hour later. There was a huge line outside of what seemed to be an abandoned building, which was ostensibly the line to get into the Abyssinian.

Mimicking an elderly woman I had just seen walk in, I tried entering one of the red front doors. But the man who was standing idly in front of the door was actually something of a church-bouncer. As I walked by, he cleared his throat loudly. I pretended not to notice and kept walking. Apparently I didn't look like a regular. "Excuse me," he interrupted. "You need to wait with all the others, down the block.
It was only 10 AM, and the line already seemed too long. Most of the people waiting looked like tourists or area-hipsters searching for soul.

Read more: Churchhop, Harlem

Paradise Lost, a ChurchHop
In which Bwog freelancer Catherine Chong attempts to find spirituality in tourist purgatory.

At 2 AM last night, I set my alarm clock to wake me up at the obscene hour of 7:30 AM. The next morning, I was going to church. Specifically, I had two churches in mind. The first is the most famous church in Harlem, the Abyssinian Church on West 138th Street, and the second, Mother African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church, was the first black church in the area and is only one block down from the former.

Under the impression that services started at 10 AM, I left around 9 AM and got to 137th Street and Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd an hour later. There was a huge line outside of what seemed to be an abandoned building, which was ostensibly the line to get into the Abyssinian.

Mimicking an elderly woman I had just seen walk in, I tried entering one of the red front doors. But the man who was standing idly in front of the door was actually something of a church-bouncer. As I walked by, he cleared his throat loudly. I pretended not to notice and kept walking. Apparently I didn't look like a regular. "Excuse me," he interrupted. "You need to wait with all the others, down the block.
It was only 10 AM, and the line already seemed too long. Most of the people waiting looked like tourists or area-hipsters searching for soul.



Dinkins Weighs In

dinkinsHe may have baby-sat New York as the crack epidemic left pipes and vials all over city sidewalks and the Crown Heights riots fissured West Indian-Hasidic relations in that neighborhood, but David Dinkins' opinion still holds sway. A politician with firm roots in the Harlem political establishment, Dinkins wrote an op-ed in support of Columbia's Manhattanville expansion in the City section of this Sunday's Times.

"Columbia's Manhattanville proposal takes the best of these ideas to gradually create a new kind of open, urban campus that will improve local streets; bring back commercial life to Broadway, 125th Street and 12th Avenue; and better connect the residential areas of Harlem with the waterfront park now under construction along the Hudson River."

As the Neighborhood Retail Alliance (a.k.a momandpopnyc) points out in an item published Monday (that curiously does not mention the Dinkins op-ed), Dinkins is also on SIPA's payroll -- he teaches classes and has hosted a forum on urban policy there for the last dozen years. Meanwhile, other Harlem politicians, community groups, and Borough President Scott Stringer (who actually has some measure of oversight in this whole process) remain skeptical.

Gothamist has a handy little digest of the op-ed with some links.


Hell to the Chief

In case you hadn't heard, PrezBush made a surprise visit to a charter school in Harlem today, and Bwog biked up to 144th and Adam Clayton to see what kind of welcome residents and activists had in store for him. Despite the massive security, which included snipers on every building, streets completely blocked off within a three-block radius, cadres of NYPD on every corner, dozens of motorcycles, secret service hiding in dump trucks, and metal fences lining every street, a sizable number of dissidents managed to show up and locals congregated to express their opinions and see why their neighborhood was shut down for the day.

The most striking part about the event was the effectiveness of the metal fences, copious police presence, and constantly changing rules for where one could walk. Any chance of picketing for more than a couple of minutes was precluded by the sheer overwhelming power of the NYPD and their vehicles. Nevertheless, residents shouted "GO HOME! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!" to Bush's motorcade, while a band of about 30 picketers, largely Columbia students, led chants of "Bush out of Harlem, US out of Iraq!" and other anti-war slogans, as they were followed by a few dozen police on the sidewalk and a rolling van of at least eleven officers. Said one Columbia protester, "This is a traveling 'free speech zone,'" mocking the fact that they couldn't remain stationary. Others were more confrontational, yelling at the NYPD, "These are our rights being violated!" The NYPD circled the group but they stayed silent.


QuickSpec: La Plus Ca Change...Edition

Wherefore art thou, QuickSpec?

Suspended production of the Spectator during midterm week has effaced Bwog's sense of purpose. We've found an unworthy substitute in ripping off NY Times headlines. Enjoy!

New Gatehouse Theatre for the Harlem Stage opens in former water pump thing at 135th Street and Convent (fairly close to us). There's still rushing water inside, just one of the reasons it was a hell of a restoration job:

"The building, vacant since 1984, was dilapidated, its heavy iron doors corroded by rust — 'touch them and they would crumble,' Ms. Cruz said...There was an element of mystery at the outset: the architects didn't know what they would find when they started digging in 2004. "We discovered mercury down there...There is a minefield of stuff below us that we can't touch.'"

obamaBarack Obama, C'83, has a new book out; the Times gives it reserved praise. Apparently it's a little less colorful than his last book, though. The last review went like this...

"it was equally candid about his youthful struggles: pot, booze and 'maybe a little blow,' he wrote, could 'push questions of who I was out of my mind,' flatten 'out the landscape of my heart, blur the edges of my memory.'"

...while the most recent book's review like this...

"Obama strives in these pages to ground his policy thinking in simple common sense — 'growing the size of our armed forces to maintain reasonable rotation schedules.'"

Some of the better anecdotes from the Obama review after the jump...


Down the hill, a school year begins
julieThe following is a departure from typical Bwog style. But Bwog staffer Lydia DePillis couldn't help bringing it to your attention anyway, and hopes you'll bear with something that's more sweetness than snark.

Just across Morningside Park, another school is gearing up for the start of classes on Tuesday. Teachers at P.S. 180 spend long hours in their rooms to ready them for students, organizing folders and art supplies while the long hallways are waxed and buffed. But while they refer to Columbia with a vague gesture upwards, college is anything but remote for these youngsters: everything they do is oriented towards higher education, a big leap for many in a neighborhood where even a high school diploma is an accomplishment.

When the 400 students walk through the doors next week —all drawn from a four-block radius, and only one of them white—they'll see flags of elite schools crowding the polished lobby walls. The 5th grade class will take a trip to some college or university. Brand new Apple desktops furnish the rooms, and every teacher will receive a palm pilot this year to keep track of assignments. This, in a school where in 1999 not one student passed the standardized reading test—since then, scores have risen dramatically, an improvement that many credit to the school's dynamic principal.

P.S. 180 does get help from Teachers College students, but 2nd grade teacher Julie Shapiro (pictured taking a break from room prep) still needs field trip chaperones and reading tutors. If you'd like to help, go here. Bwog can't imagine a better way to forget about a nasty problem set than helping a kid with theirs.

Four Stops or Less
Every night you spend drunk at the Abbey causes the same existential crisis: lazy as you are, you really do need to get out of Morningside Heights. Now the Blue and White offers you a no muss, no fuss approach. A four stop, weekly walking tour. Print, follow, see a little, and come back to Carman feeling like you've accomplished something—then head to the West End. After all, you deserve a celebration.

In honor of how few Columbians have actually walked past Teachers College, we bring you a chance to bound through the streets of our northern neighbor's neighborhood. Inspired by the Autobiography of Malcolm X, this tour takes you to some of the less known but more interesting sites in West Harlem. None of these sites are found on any tourist maps, and we like it that way. Stop where we tell you, take a look around. It'll be more fun then getting brunch at Deluxe again, we swear.
Read more: Books, City, Harlem

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