Bwog has been readying a list of procrastination tips, but an ambitious group of SEAS students has outdone every activity we Bwoggers suggested. James Williams reports that just outside of Butler stands--yes--a frisbee-throwing machine. And daily editor Justin Vlasits overheard a poetic passerby mutter "and my heart is like a frisbee flying onto the lawn." Bwog is mystified by this utterance, but that might just be because Bwog's heart and mind are like a squirrel's wrinkled corpse, sucked dry by a masterful hawk. Thank you, reading week, for your joys (see photo at right) and terrors (see previous sentence).

Tipster Rebecca Salley informs Bwog of the various (free) food activity on College Walk today:

1. The South East Asian League is sponsoring a free fried-rice and shaved-ice give-away. "There arent many people out there right now so I kind of felt like I was crashing a party, but it's all up for grabs," she explains.

2. A few paces away, there's a sorority bakesale topically named "Not Your Tokin' Bakesale." Selling baked goods on College Walk on what happens to be both the most beautiful day of the year and 4/20? Well played, sorority. Well played.