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CCSC Combats "Study Day"

Anne Hathaway, collegiate role model

Let me tell you about the time I got an internship

An "interview" with the guy behind an actually really cool blog

Stereotypically railing against enforced gender stereotypes

"We put not only the lipstick on the pig, but a dress, and we give it a tampon"


In which Bwog staffers reminisce--namelessly, by and large--about how they occupied themselves for the last few months. If you've got something better, send sdfsit (bwgossip@columbia.edu) in and we'll share!

So my boss just sent me out on an errand, with nothing more than an address and his credit card. I assumed the location was a store, I assumed wrong. I ended up at a vet's office, picking up his cat's medicine. I returned to the office, pissed off, and told him, "I hope your cat doesn't die."
Ten minutes later, he walks over sheepishly, hands me a bottle of shitty wine and apologizes. Cellar No. 8. California Merlot. 2005, aged to perfection.

- Lucy Tang

Small(ish)-town newspaper writing is inexorably absurd. My summer experiences include: riding a creaky fire-boat around Lake Erie with drunk seamen, driving 2 hours in the rain because the police in Pennsylvania cracked a case about a pizza delivery man who robbed a bank just before his head literally exploded, interviewing historical re-enactors in one of their encampments (including a man named Ghost in the Head who actually lived the life of a 19th-century Native American trapper), having another reporter violently cuss out a cop who didn't want to tell me the name of another cop's baby who drowned in a pool, trying to get a bunch of media-hatin' rednecks at a freakin' tractor pull to talk to me... Not to mention the obituaries!
...Like sand through an hourglass, such were the days of my life.

- Katie Reedy


The march of overachievers continues today as Bwog salutes Frances Jeffrey-Coker C'10. The frolicsome freshman apparently decided that CCE's Wall Street connections didn't go quite far enough, and has decided to enter "the ultimate internship contest", offered by the promoters of Will Smith's upcoming film, The Pursuit of Happyness [sic] for, among other things, a coveted Morgan Stanley i-banking slot. The NY Times business blog, Deal Book, advertised the finalists a few days ago, among them our very own Frances, who can now count herself among the elite the Times has deemed worthy of the title "next Aleksey Vayner".

Bwog gives Frances a pretty good chance given the competition. One discovered the contest when rummaging through her email's trash bin and can't seem to stop monotonically self-deprecating, while another claims to have enjoyed warming his basketball team's bench and feels the need to preface one comment with "while Michael Jackson's advice may not be the best for life..." Then there's the "honors finance student" whose minimalist video proclaims that he works for a "buy-side institutional investor institution" before declaring "I want to become a better artist." In this context, who can fail to be charmed by Frances' classical campus backdrop, pop culture references, and her serenade to the soundtrack of Sister Act II? Quoth the Times, it's simply "the most cinematic video of the four."

See (and vote) for Frances' and the other contestants' videos here.

-CJS

UPDATE: ...and, if you're so inclined, join the related Facebook group for moral support.


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