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True Life: Columbia Collge: I'm Spelling Bee Champion

Hurry! From 6-9 tonight, the Blue Key Society hosts a competitive, campus wide Spelling Bee in the Wien Lounge. ROAR, LION, ROAR! [Results after the jump!]

For almost every student, Spellcheck is an indispensable tool. Thanks to Bill Gates and his brainchild, Microsoft Word, the once tedious process of editing a paper for spelling errors has been reduced to a series of simple clicks. But then, there are those other students...

Yes, at Columbia, there is a strange breed of students whose spelling capacities surpass those of that supercilious dancing paper-clip icon. These students spell with natural confidence and verbal intuition. Their vocabularies are so rich that while Spellcheck may flounder over obvious Greek derivatives, like, dialogism and phyllophyllin, Columbia's superior strain of spellers can easily tackle any word.


Because We Haven't Bashed Spec Quite Enough Today

Did you know the Spectator editors have a blog? Well, they do! And they have selected a winner! Apparently, Spec conducted a completely necessary survey to examine the relationship between Bwog and Spec, among other things. Some findings? For one thing, we do, in fact have a relationship. "Though its effects haven't been researched, Bwog's QuickSpec seems to help our paper (and possibly Bwog?) reach readers and stimulate dialogue about the content and presentation itself of the news we cover," explained EIC Tom Faure. In other words, QuickSpecs... help. Spec? Maybe Bwog. In some way. Probably.


It sounded like a good idea at the time...
Bwog noted in February that iPods, newly present in Lerner vending machines, had apparently become as necessary to our daily lives as chips and condoms. In today's edition of Education Life, the New York Times makes the same observation, and discloses that the same number of iPods have been stolen (four) as have been bought. Instead of students, Dining Services director Larry Levitas lay the blame squarely at the feet of the proletariat.

Money quote: "Isn't the first thing they teach in vending-machine school supposed to be locking the door?"

Also, Bwog doesn't know what the Times is talking about with its "Cyber Cafe." "Blue Java" sounds sort of similar; we're sure it's an honest mistake.

Thanks to Shira Burton for the tip.

Too Bad You Can't Use Dining Dollars
Get yourself down to the vending machine in Lerner right by the entrance to the Party Space and you, too, can swipe an iPod shuffle. Only three left, though, so hurry.


Sharing is Good
Anna Corke sez:

A chem major just told me that if you plug your computer into an ethernet port in Havemeyer, you can share music over iTunes with undergrad chemistry Professor Leonard Fine! His collection includes such favorites as Madonna's "Like a Prayer," The Killers, and Bruce Springsteen.


Meanwhile, the Bwog continues to listen to Maroon 5 when nobody is watching but has since discovered Nickelback.
Read more: Ipods, Leonard Fine, Music

F**k the Ironic Police
On a sign posted by the NYPD in Koronet:
iPods and Cell Phones- Crime Prevention Tips:
If you choose to wear your iPod, cell phone, or PDA clipped to your
belt for all the world to see as some kind of 21st century status
symbol, remember that may not be the best safety practice.

The NYPD: just a gang of frustrated hipsters.

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