Political clubs pay attention to politics!
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The Hawkmadinejads will take care of this
JShap rides off into the sunset to bright new career as a lounge singer
Earlier this morning, Barnard students received a message from outgoing President Judith Shapiro informing them that their would-be Vag will not be completed by its scheduled Fall 2009 date -- something about subcontracting gone awry -- but will instead open in January 2010.
But there are silver linings abounds: Starting this fall Lewis Parlor will function as a cafe/student lounge, and Shaprio promises that student-oriented events will receive a higher priority when assigning space. The fully functioning Vag, Shapiro assures us, "will definitely be worth this uncomfortable wait." Oh, we have no doubt.
Full email after the jump.
Bwog apologizes for the delay in Barnard class day coverage. Our camera wasn't working and we couldn't have you just take us at our word.
On Tuesday morning, as a faint drizzle turned into a steady downpour, 597 "awe-inspiring women" graduated from Barnard, along with their president. Let me the spare you the burden of reading the rest of this post: Barnard class day won this year.
Although the college had boasted of a star-studded class day with Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Billie Jean King (tennis star), David Remnick (New Yorker editor-in-chief) and Thelma Adair (Head Start founder), only hizzoner addressed the graduating class. The rest received Barnard medals of distinction. New Yorkers are accustomed to seeing Bloomberg on TV for the occasional press conference, and he usually appears somewhat lovable, schlumpy and uninspired. But during his class day speech he was practically animated—funny at all the right times, legitimately inspiring at others—and reminded everyone why he's Joel Klein's boss and not vice versa.
He began by mocking JShap's poodle, Nora, who he called a "one poodle canine security patrol" and questioned the dog's legal right to parade about an otherwise dog-free campus. He then addressed the subject of the wall around the Vag's construction zone with the tone of an amused civil servant. "You've all spent your senior year learning to be graffiti artists," he said. "May I remind you—your tagging days are done. What happens at Barnard stays at Barnard."
It's not only seniors who are receiving diplomas this week, outgoing President and Varsity Show protagonist Judith Shapiro (pictured with her signature sass at right), will be receiving an honorary Columbia University Doctor of Laws degree, presented to her tomorrow by none other than PrezBo. In a press release, PrezBo commends JShap on doubling BC's endowment, instituting the Nine Ways of Knowing, and launching construction on the Vag.
Congrats, JShap!
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Postcrypt's second opening of the year. Artwork that explores the relationship between the media, political figures and the American public - anything from a mock TV ad, spoken word about your perception of politics, a song about the celebrity of politics, to a mural of uncle sam or a collage of campaign posters...
Fall 2008 Request for Proposals! Deadline: Extended to Noon, October 10, 2008
Kraft Family Fund for Intercultural and Interfaith Awareness administered by the Office of the University Chaplain (OUC) encourages recognized student groups at Columbia University and Barnard College to collaborate on projects that promote intercultural and interfaith awareness and understanding across the University. Eligible projects bring together diverse students in a wide range of activities and events that explore unique relationships between culture, religion, race, and ethnicity.
Email kraftfund@columbia.edu or go here for additional information.
Sketch/variety show, occurring finitely 8:30-10 PM on Friday 10/10 and Saturday 10/11!
Sketches by members of the Jester, appearances by Chowdah, Alfred, & more!
Lerner Black Box, $3 from the Lerner Box Office
The Artist Society will be holding Friday Night Sketches (free life drawing sessions) all month, every Friday from 6-8pm in Dodge 501! Free food, free supplies, and free art. All experienes levels are welcome.
Art created at FNS sessions can be submitted to the upcoming Postcrypt Show, which is 8-10pm in St Paul's basement.
More InfoOn Friday, October 10, 2008, the Muslim Students' Association will be hosing an
Eid Dinner to celebrate Eid ul-Fitr (the Muslim holiday at the end of the holy month of Ramadan) in Roone Arledge Auditorium at 7:30PM.
In previous years, between 300-500 guests (CU students, faculty, and administrators) have attended. Please join us for an event that promises to be a night of unity and diversity at Columbia.
At 4 PM on Sunday, October 12, 2008, join us in teams of three-four people for a campus-wide photo scavenger hunt!
One digital camera required per team!
PRE-REGISTER YOUR TEAM BY EMAILING photographyatcolumbia@gmail.com
FREE FOOD AND PRIZES!
Teams will run around campus taking different kinds of photos, which will be rated by panel of judges to determine what team took the best photos. During judging, dinner will be served! Prizes will be awarded to the first place team members, as well as the honorable mentions.
Organized by Spec Photo and CUPS
Where: Postcrypt, under St. Paul's Chapel
When: This Friday, 9-midnight
The Ugly Fish Salon is hosting a Lit Night at Postcrypt! Come hear poetry, fiction, and spoken word. Students and professors, mingled together, will be reading their original work all evening. Ugly Fish is a coalition of campus organizations built around the idea that workshopping, performing, and publishing should be a unified process. If you want to get involved, come to Lit Night and learn more!
Questions? Hit up the nifty gmail address, uglyfishsalon@gmail.com