Bwog correspondent Jon Hill reports some awful Koronet-related news: prices have increased 25 cents, up from the $3/slice price, which lasted about a year. Hill researched some old data and used Microsoft Excel in order to illustrate for you, the concerned citizenry, the historical precedent for this price increase.


In front of Butler

Kid 1: (looking at chalk) What is...
Kid 2: There was a vigil tonight.
Kid 1: Oh, but it's done... Was there food-
Kid 2: No, they had a vigil.
Kid 1: But like, isn't Burma a type of food...?
Kid 2: No, they
Kid 1: Because I was really hoping for free food -
Kid 2: Peter, people are dying!
Kid 1: I thought (slowly realizing) - Oh! I thought Burma was a type
of food... Oh... (genuine) forgive me for my ignorance!

In Koronets

Girl: Do you have pizza without cheese?
Worker: What?
Girl: Do you have a vegan pizza?
Worker: ......... No.
Girl: What kind of place is this?!
Worker: We can scrape off the cheese for you.

Thanks to Andy Pommier and Michelle Madejski for overhearing.

See also: Koronet, Overheard

While Bwog suspected that 2.75 for a grease-bathed slice of pizza the size of a John Jay single was simply too good to be true, we're happy that some parity has been restored to the Roti Roll-Koronet rivalry (a slice and an Aloo Masala Frankie are both $3.00), and delighted to see capitalism punishing the apparent majority of you who, for reasons that not even Bwog can comprehend, prefer the latter.


On a sign posted by the NYPD in Koronet:
iPods and Cell Phones- Crime Prevention Tips:
If you choose to wear your iPod, cell phone, or PDA clipped to your
belt for all the world to see as some kind of 21st century status
symbol, remember that may not be the best safety practice.

The NYPD: just a gang of frustrated hipsters.

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