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Music (and food) on the Ramps!

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Currently, a guitarist and a bald tenor are singing outside of the Lerner Piano Lounge, attracting onlookers from all around. Upon approaching the scene, the fragrant smell of free food grows and one finds uniformed Housing and Dining people sitting around trays of deliciousness. So far the troubadour has serenaded Fair Alma with "A Whiter Shade of Pale." Twice.

Read more: Free Food, Lerner, Music

Sarah Silverman is Magic


Matt Damon-fucking
comedienne Sarah Silverman is coming to Lerner Hall! Silverman will be performing stand-up on May 9th to benefit Project ALS, an organization which benefits Lou Gerhig's Disease research. Tickets are a minimum of $100 each (and $500 for a VIP ticket), so if you're feeling really (really) generous, best to book early.

Sleep is for the weak and uninformed
A tipster informs Bwog that a Colombia (with an "o") cultural group will be giving away free coffee on the ramp in Lerner at 9:30 PM tonight. Bwog suggests you leave a few minutes beforehand to avoid the huddled masses crawling out of Butler.

Free Spirit Cookies!

Happening right now, in the Lerner piano lounge, an explosion of light-blue frosted baked goods and free Columbia apparel. The event is designed to kick off a season of CC school spirit. "After everything that happened last semester, we want to remind people what they love about Columbia," explained Michelle Diamond, CCSC Preisdent.

She stood in front of a table overflowing with light blue t-shirts that appropriately advertise "i am light blue." It's meta-spirit! Because the shirt is light blue. CCSC officers frantically distributed the shirts to a line that wrapped up the Lerner ramps, nearly reaching Ferris Booth.

Newly be-shirted CCers snacked on cookies catered from Kitchenette. Next up on CCSC's flourishing cookie distribution agenda? "Frosting with Alexander Hamilton on it," said Diamond.

Until then, we wait.

Bwog made a detour to the ATM in 212, and on our way back inside Lerner the security guard manning the front desk inquired about the mob scene. "Oh what! You mean this is all about cookies? People are coming out of their dorms just to get cookies?! This is Columbia—you guys pay like 30 grand! Aren't you fed enough?"

- JNW


CCSC Is Blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dai

Another free food tip, courtesy of Student Council President Michelle Diamond:

"CCSC is kicking off our "I am light blue" campaign tonight at 10 pm in the Lerner piano lounge. We'll have delicious FREE light blue desserts from Kitchenette along with FREE t-shirts." Bwog is counting down the hours.

Read more: Ccsc, Free Food, Lerner

How Do You Say "L'Chaim" in Chinese?

And speaking of gay Members of the Tribe, here's a tip that sounds like it may have been written by your Bubbe:

"Mountains of KOSHER Chinese food left over from Gayava's National Union of Jewish LGBTQ Students conference in Lerner lobby.

Bring your tupperware - eat well for days!"

Read more: Free Food, Lerner

Gay Jews Love Theory, Conferencing

A quiet, relatively reserved oasis in Lerner's weekend Dance Marathon and Egg and Peacock craziness rests on the 5th floor, adjacent to the Satow Room. The National Union of Jewish LGBTQ Students, or NUJLS.

Bwog caught up with Zach Scholl, 21, who traveled from LaGuardia College by way of D.C. to attend the group's annual meeting. It's was Scholl's first year at the conference, which has been in existence since the mid-90s and was held last year in St. Louis.

Since Friday, the group has been in Lerner in workshops—discussing everything from "religious texts to queer people in the Torah," according to Scholl—and eating Shabbat dinner (separate dinners for conservative, orthodox and reform Jews).

White poster-board hung outside the Satow Room with the sentence: "At NUJLS I discovered..." And though the conference (and learning!) isn't quite over, markers were provided for attendees to finish the phrase.

Answers included, "Sarcasm will only get you so far" and "It's cool to be a Judith Butler fanatic."

Read more: Jews, Lerner

That's The Ticket

Have you been wondering why the Lerner Box Office has been boarded up for weeks? Chad Miller, Events and Outreach Manager of the Columbia Arts Initiative, has all the answers - CUArts has been working with the Office of the Provost, Columbia College, and Student Services to create an all-new Ticket and Information Center, which opens tomorrow.

According to Chad, the TIC will be selling "tickets to on-campus productions and events, discounted tickets to Broadway, Off-Broadway, first-run films and events at major cultural and arts institutions as well as information on how to connect to the arts here and around town." Tickets can be purchased with cash or credit card, and www.tic.columbia.edu promises that students will be able to use flex to pay for tickets soon. As an added bonus, anyone who buys or reserves a ticket with the TIC by March 7 gets a FREE subscription to Time Out New York. Exciting!


CCSC: Back from the dead edition

It had been a while since they met, so there was much to propose and resolve last night. Warning: the following post may contain graphic Lerner 6 discussion and adult off-campus flex dialogue. Reader discretion is advised.

marlonProposal Regarding Academic Advising Center

Problem: Lerner 6 was never finished and the Center for Student Advising has offices all over the place from Broadway to Lerner. Solution: Finish Lerner 6 and relocate Center for Student Advising in Lerner 6.

Resolution to implement payment through Columbia University Flex Accounts at Book Culture

Problem: Book Culture does not take Flex. Flex is convenient for students and sometimes part of their financial aid package. Solution: Columbia should give Book Culture money and technology to join the Flex system.

Resolution to formalize departmental advising and strengthen individual faculty and student advising

Problem: Departmental advising is important for careers. Students do not have adequate departmental advising. Solution: Each student should have a faculty advisor within their major.

-JJV

Full text of proposals and resolution after the jump.


Bureaucracy likes the internets, too!
Columbia continues its recent trend of improving old things by re-doing them in Century Gothic with the launch of the new Lerner website. Even though the new site is the color of a failing kidney, information is streamlined and aesthetically pleasing—like this handy map of Lerner's innards. And this insultingly oversimplified guide to booking space. If it only it were as simple as the vague, minimalist Clip Art suggests it would be!

Speaking of navigating a rocky bureaucratic disaster, the office of housing is sponsoring a "contest". They're looking for students to volunteer their rooms for a virtual tour to be completed in time for spring's housing lottery. The "winners" will receive an unspecified amount of Flex points added to their accounts. The deadline of the "contest" is 11/16, so all interested parties should probably start removing drug paraphernalia and illegal residents as quickly and efficiently as possible.

Free Food
Located outside the piano lounge in Lerner, there are two delicious fruit plates and what appears to be a Caesar salad. People are tending to cautiously pick at the fruit, because it almost looks like it might be for something. But pick away, hungry masses, it's free, free, free.
Read more: Free Food, Lerner

Lerner: Now Open, Still Ugly
212, Ferris, and your other favorite Lerner eats are open. They might have opened a day or two ago, but Bwog is still excited about the unlimited-topping salads in 212.
Read more: Lerner, Not Free Food

Cavorting on the Roof of Lerner

From the throes of summer-class paper-writing, Dominique Jean-Louis reports "weird people" are kissing, dancing, and engaging in other merry-making activities on the roof of Lerner, all with thunder booming in the distance.

How romantic. Just watch out for those skylights.

Read more: Dancing, Kissing, Lerner

Fun with Fabric Paints
ohygFrom now until 7:00 PM, you can make a t-shirt about your feelings around sexual assault on the Lerner Ramps, as well as pick up some cool buttons and lolly pops, courtesy of the Clothesline Project. Take Back the Night is putting on the paint-fest to raise awareness for their march, going off next Thursday, April 19, at 8:00 PM.

Free Makings of an Indoor Picnic in Lerner
Iced tea, nacho fixin's, and several tureens of churros by the piano lounge. Grab a bite while listening to the musical stylings of an awesome-haired guy with an acoustic guitar and a microphone.
Read more: Free Food, Lerner

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