In a very special [ed. note: and very sic] edition of Bwog Personals, we invite you to meet your eligible and handsome CCSC Presidential candidates. All interested parties should email bwog@columbia.edu and we'll arrange and pay for a date with one of these fine gentleman.

Welcome to yet another issue of Bwog Personals. This time we are advertising the most available 2009 Class Council candidates, so be prepared for some sexy electoral action. This post is D, for explicit manipulation of Democracy. Bwog is providing $10 for a date and as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

It's time for another installment of Bwog Personals, in which West Coast-ers need love too. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $10 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

It's time for another installment of Bwog Personals. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $10 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

The February issue of the Blue and White is hitting your newsstand right now! If you don't feel up to an elevator ride, though, it's also available on the web. Here's some highlights.

Interested in the tenure process? Do you understand baseball at least as well as a Little Leaguer? Let us help.

Finally, video games are behind glass. In Queens.

Urban Studies professors speak out (or don't) on Manhattanville.

"The Top 100 Guys I'd Go Gay For", frankly, speaks for itself, as do our Staff Personals.

True love is the best way to battle the sophomore slump. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $10 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

To ease yesterday's heartbreak for singles, Bwog has coerced our daily editor emeritus and our webmaster into spokesmodeling for our acclaimed personal ads. Like what you see? Email us at bwgossip@columbia.edu and, if you're lucky, we'll make the match and spring ten (!) dollars for coffee. If you've got a friend you'd like to nominate... that's a good reason to email us as well.

Guy For Girl	Guy For Girl

Attention love-starved singles! Bwog is now (and always, really) accepting submissions for Bwog Personals. Volunteer yourself or a friend to answer our questionnaire and submit a photo. Bwog will even front the $10 (a 100% increase from last year's $5!) for you and your new love to go on a date.

Hurry though, Valentine's Day is almost here. Email bwog@columbia.edu and start the rest of your life today!

These seniors may be worried about the future, but we foresee romance in their immediate present. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $5 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

GUY FOR GUY

Name: Jonathan Mason
Year: Senior
School: CC
Major: History
Hometown: Columbus, MS

Best Book You've Read for Class: Homage to Catalonia by Orwell

Worst Book You've Read for Class: I read a lot of reviews on JSTOR, which allows me ample time for...

Most shameful thing you've ever done to procrastinate:
Facebook-stalking people I've never met. This is ongoing.

Beverage of choice: unlimited soda

What are your most played songs on iTunes?
You're so Gangsta, Chromeo
John Wayne Gacy, Jr., Sufjan Stevens
It 5, Architecture in Helsinki

What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?
Just a Song about Ping Pong, Operator Please
New York, I Love You, LCD Soundsystem
I Got Love, Nate Dogg

Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: any of the Indian burritos at Roti Roll

The title of your memoir: 2 Girls, 1 Cup

Dream date, 5 words or fewer: breakfast

Thing you're looking forward to most this year: homework-free
weekends and moving out of Morningside Heights

Thing you're looking forward to least this year: supporting myself
financially

Midterms month is rough, what with the long hours spent staring up at the ceiling of the Butler reading rooms (are those deer antlers? I think so!) and praying for it all to end. Might we suggest some (potentially) intimate human contact to help you recover your undoubtedly fleeting social acumen? All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $5 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

GUY FOR GIRL

Name: Kirill Skok
Year: 2010
School: CC
Major: Econ Philosophy
Hometown: New York City / Kharkov, Ukraine if we look way back.

Best Book You've Read For Class: Crime and Punishment and Hero of Our Time in a tie

Worst Book You've Read For Class: Great Expectations in 8th Grade

Most shameful thing you've done to procrastinate: Trolling Craigslist with a friend and penning fake responses to personals.

Beverage of choice: Water, semi-dry white wine, and Sam Adams, tied.

What are your most played songs on iTunes?:

Kargo - Sairin Elinde (Turkish Rock Song)
Dokken - Breaking the Chains
Rammstein - Wo bit du
Joy Division - Interzone
Pavement - Date with Ikea

What do you wish were your most played songs on iTunes?: A melange of Poison, Bon Jovi, Dokken, and Twisted Sister

Favorite Morningside Heights meal: Judge Deluxe with Curly Fries, Hamdel

The title of your memoir: Wouldn't I have to be successful before I start thinking about things like that?

Dream date, five words or less: El Bulli, Mountains, Beach Sex.

Things you're looking forward to the most this year: Really looking forward to winter break and New Year's

Things you're looking forward to the least this year: Really not looking forward to the end of winter break.

In which Bwog Personals returns! And to start us off are two of the Blue and White's eligible editors. All interested parties should contact Bwog via email and we'll provide the $5 for the date. And as always, nominate your friends (or yourself) for a personal by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu.

GUY FOR GIRL

Herewith, Bwog forces our humble co-editor and Monday daily editor under the hot spotlight of personal advertising. Like what you see? Email us at bwgossip@columbia.edu and, if they like you back, we'll spring five dollars for coffees at Hungarian or half of one espresso at Le Monde.

Girl for Guy	Guy for Guy

Sure, you can do it in your pyjamas, but running a blog is still work--and right now, Bwog is one daily editor short. Each of our staff of six Bwoggers is on call for one 24-hour period per week (or the whole weekend), QuickSpecking, making posts out of tips that come into bwgossip@columbia.edu...and bantering via e-mail about nothing in particular.

Interested? Here's the application:

1. Five (5) QuickSpec headlines for the November 17, 2006 paper.
2. One (1) previous Bwog post you liked and why.
3. One (1) previous Bwog post you didn't like and why.
4. A paragraph about how Bwog could improve, not to exceed three hundred (300) words.
5. A mock Bwog post on a topic of your choice, not to exceed four hundred (400) words.

E-mail what you come up with to bwog@columbia.edu no later than NEXT FRIDAY, JANUARY 19 at midnight. And feel free to contact us in the meantime with questions. Also! We'll be having an open meeting soon for anyone interested in writing features, doing interviews, taking pictures, covering Columbia, and generally being very distracted all the time.