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In which Bwog presents the shocking underface of our school's rigidly PC façade- misogyny! AIDS jokes! Brangelina? The Horror, just in time for Halloween, below:

Proof that the Ivy League is home to our country's best and brightest- overheard in the hallway of Wien 10:

(laughter and yelling)
Girl: "But I don't have AIDS!"
Guy: "It's funny!"
(beat) [sic]
Girl: "Kiss my boo boo!"

From a girl in line at Milano, recounting her weekend party experiences:

"He was like 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!' and I was like, 'I was supposed to be Judy Garland but the three guesses I kept getting were hooker, rockette, and Victor/Victoria.' And he was like, 'I don't care what you were SUPPOSED to be, Ashley, those legs were yummy! winkface winkface winkface.'"

It seems that these social convention-clueless Columbians could learn a thing or two from the Department of Dry British Wit, which, as ever, demonstrates a more subtle approach:

"Pitt and Jolie are in India shooting Daniel Pearl, a film about the reporter who was murdered in Pakistan in 2002."

Thanks to Paul Barndt, Nick Frisch, and Hannah Goldfield.


teamWhoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, Dianne. Did you seriously just cancel the ice hockey team's fall season, and yank half their funding, and put them on probation for two years, over an insensitive poster?

Oh yes she did.

The Club Sports governing board, a group of students and administrators that apparently decides these kind of things, isn't returning e-mails. The Club Sports office itself punted to the Athletics Communications guy, whom Bwog couldn't reach for comment. In any case, while Bwog isn't enamored of the hockey team's boorish word choice, we can't help but worry that the cause of cultural sensitivity is more hurt than helped by Murphy's firepower. Rugby, take heed! The PC police are on alert!

Full press release after the jump.


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