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Professor Eric Foner, commenting on how the Immigration and Naturalization Service's U.S. citizenship test accepts two answers to the question of what caused the Civil War:
"The INS is a postmodern institution. Don't tell them, 'cause they won't know what that means."

Professor Melnick testified today that the room in Pupin in which Thomas Hunt Morgan discovered the chromosomal theory of heredity has now been divided and remodeled into a janitor's closet and a men's bathroom.


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