As per custom, Bwog unveils its list of the most outrageous and laughable comments made by professors at their first class meetings of the year. Be sure to email us with all of the inspiring, hilarious, and insane things your professors say today to bwgossip@columbia.edu to keep our tradition alive, and please check back as we continuously update the list.

Christina Hunter, Art Hum

"This is a very easy class to fall asleep in, especially if you're an athlete and have already ran 5000 laps. I suggest you sit in the uncomfortable chair in the front to stay awake."

Self-described "quirky" Political Science Professor Mona El-Ghobashy, in Intro to Comparative Politics

(Explaining her thoughts on cell phones): "I'm probably one of five people in New York who doesn't own a cell phone. I'm a cell phone hater, not a congratulator."

(Answering why none of her works are on the syllabus): "You can look me up on Google!"


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